Peter Parker Oneshots

Wild Child

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Peter Parker had been living with the Avengers for roughly two months now. (No, Aunt May is not dead she deserves better.) He and May had moved in after their apartment had been accidentally destroyed due to a minor alien attack. Tony obviously wasn't going to let his Underoos live in some shelter, so he took them in immediately. Besides, he had plenty of room.

The Avengers were once again a team. Sure, things were awkward at first, but once Peter and May moved in with everyone, the tower was becoming more and more like a home.

There were many Avengers back in their old home: Steve, Bucky, Natasha, Bruce, Clint, Sam, Wanda, Vision...
Ok pretty much everyone was there. I'm gonna move on.

Thor lived part-time in the tower. He had Asgard to watch over, so full time wasn't possible. He kept a giant stash of Pop-Tarts hidden around for when he was there. Loki was slowly being accepted into the family, much to his brother's (and secretly Loki's) liking. Everyone was either called "aunt" or "uncle" by the young Avenger.

*intro over let's go before I forget what we're talking about*

It was about midnight and everyone minus Peter was asleep. Pepper had threatened to cut off the WiFi if Tony didn't go to bed. That wouldn't stop him, but she was both terrifying and persuasive so Tony didn't argue.

Peter's enhanced metabolism was sometimes a curse. He could eat enough food to feed all the nine realms in one sitting and still be hungry. Spidey's gotta have energy. He rolled over in bed and dug around in the drawer of his nightstand for an emergency snack.

Nothing.

Half asleep, he shuffled down the stairs to raid the fridge. The kitchen smelled of strong and exotic coffee. Tony was experimenting with different kinds at the moment and forgot to clean up, again.

Peter grabbed a small bag of Doritos and looked over at the coffee maker. It was a Friday night and he was bored. He poured some of the lukewarm coffee into a mug and drank it. Instantly, his whole body began to shake. Peter wasn't used to so much caffeine, but it tasted so good. Next thing he knew, he had drank the whole (full) pot.

Tony was in his room trying to sneak onto his Stark phone without Pepper waking up. He didn't like going to bed so early and had a butt ton of work to do. The screen lit up from a silent alert letting him know there was something going on in the kitchen. Tony raised an eyebrow and checked the security cameras.

To his somewhat surprise, there was Peter running all over the kitchen. Literally. He ran from wall to ceiling to wall to floor to wall again.

"What on earth got into him?" Tony whispered. He then remembered he didn't put away his newest coffee.

"Shit."

Now obviously Stark wasn't one for weak coffees with little to no caffeine, so he always ordered the strong stuff. However, this newest brew might have been too strong. It had enough caffeine to power him for a week with no sleep. He promised Pep he'd throw it out once she lectured him on the health risks of too much caffeine and not enough sleep.

"Hopefully he didn't drink too much..."

By now Peter was louder than Thor's snoring. He was making enough noise to wake up Wakanda. Tony, as well as everyone else, trudged downstairs to see just what in the world this kid was doing.

"Peter, what are you- PETER BENJAMIN PARKER GET YOUR BUTT DOWN FROM THAT CEILING BEFORE I HAVE A HEART ATTACK," May demanded.

"I WANTN'T"

"What the f-"

"Language."

Peter had happened to be running laps around the ceiling when everybody got to the kitchen. By now the coffee had taken full effect on his body and poor teen was out of his mind.

It didn't take them long to notice the empty coffee pot and connect the dots. Everyone slowly turned to face Stark with various looks annoyance on their faces.

"Tony I thought you got rid of that coffee," Steve grumbled as he pointed to mess.

"The kid drank the whole thing! We're not gonna be able to get him down for days!" Bruce scolded.

"OHMYGOSMR.STARKTHATCOFFEEISWACKMYBODYFEELSALLTINGLY."

The Avengers sighed and tried to hide their giggles as they waited for the coffee's affect to wear off. They couldn't get Peter down for a while but they could at least make sure he didn't get himself hurt. One thing is for sure:

That kid is darn lucky he has a family that loves him.

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Whaddup I literally wrote this in one sitting with no planning. That's kinda how I work.

Just wing it.

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