Peter Parker Oneshots

Chaperones

The image above has absolutely nothing to do with this but I just find it so inspiring the Russo brothers actually made that their profile picture bless

Also I'm doing this chapter different. It'll have alternative endings.

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"Ok everyone! Remember that we have our end of the year class trip this weekend! We will be camping in Acadia National Park! We will need a few chaperones, so if anyone can sign up for their guardians let me know!"

Peter could sense Ned about to tap his shoulder. He quickly looked over at him before the action was even done.

"Whoa, dude, you gotta quit surprising me like that," Ned said with a slight chuckle. "Is May gonna come with us? She usually helps chaperone these kind of trips."

"Not this time. She's got an important job interview this weekend and can't come."

"Could you ask one of the Avengers? I'm sure they'd love to come with us. Plus, they're so protective of you, they'd probably want to send someone to watch you."

"I'm not a baby, Ned!"

"Then explain 'baby monitor protocol.'"

Peter just huffed in response.

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ this is Scott. He's getting ready to climb up Thanos' a$$

"Heya, Pete! What's up?" Bruce called as Peter walked into the living room of the Avengers tower.

"Hey, Uncle Bruce!"

"Got time to help me with an experiment?"

Peter sighed. "I wish. I have to start packing."

"Packing for what?"

"Well... our class trip is this weekend."

Natasha strolled into the room. "Where are you going?"

"Acadia National Park."

"Jeez, that's nine hours away!" Bucky breathed. He and Steve had just arrived from training.

"Yeah...."

The group noticed the information sheet in the arachnid's hand. Nat gently grabbed it and studied over every sentence. She wanted to know everything about this trip and just how safe her ребенок паук will be.

"Oh," she crooned, "your class needs chaperones?"

That caught the attention of everyone. More and more Avengers flocked towards the living room and eyed the paper in Nat's hands.

Soon, Earth's Mightiest Heroes were all bickering over who would chaperone their beloved web-slinger.

Eventually, a decision was made.

(Alternative endings: Bucky, Steve, Thor, Natasha, Bruce, Clint, Stephen Strange, Nick Fury, Tony Stark)

• Bucky

A few students shifted uncertainly as they gazed up at the Winter Soldier himself. He wore a plain red t-shirt, jeans, and hiking boots instead of his usual combat attire. Next to him stood dorky Peter Parker. No one could figure out just how or why one of the nerdiest kids in the school was so close to an ex assassin, but knew it would be best not to ask questions. Anyone who even glanced at Peter the wrong way was met with the steely glare of the soldier.

"Come on Uncle Bucky the bus is leaving!"

"Slow down, squirt!" Bucky laughed as he was dragged by a very excited Peter.