Peter Parker Oneshots

Walmart

Ayyooo sorry for the hiatus! Just got my summer reading list and I'm trying to not get behind. I almost didn't complete mine last year because my school is dumb and never told us we had summer reading until JULY. Did any of you all have to read Fahrenheit 451? What did you think about it?

Before I forget, happy pride everyone! Whether you celebrate or not, please no hate here. I mean come on this is a FANFICTION book. Be nice :)

Ok I'm done ranting let's get on with the story >;D

The Avengers eat. A lot. Friday is constantly having to order more and more groceries even after restocking the kitchen just the previous day. Hey, heroes have to keep their energy up.

Unfortunately, Tony was very busy working on a new suit, so Friday was too preoccupied to notice the shortage of food.

Thor marched into the kitchen to grab a box of delicious pop tarts, yet when he opened the cabinet, all that was in there was a can of mushroom soup.

It is a dark day in Avengers tower when Thor doesn't have his pop tarts.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

*cue thunder storm immediately rolling in*

Peter shuffled into the kitchen. The boy had been napping, so he had his hello kitty pajamas on as well as his dino slippers. His hair was a fluffy mess.

"Uncle Thor, what's wrong?" he asked with a yawn.

Thor was in the floor in a fetal position and crying.

"My beloved pop tarts are gone!"

"Did Friday not restock the kitchen?"

"No, I think she's helping Tony with a project right now," Bucky said as he strolled in. He looked down at Thor. "You ok dude...?"

Thor only whimpered in response.

Peter's eyes lit up and he started hopping around like an excited puppy. "We should go to Walmart!"

Thor tilted his head in confusion. "Does the mart of walls have pop tarts?"

"Heck yeah! Walmart has everything!"

......

Peter, Thor, Loki, Bucky, Steve, Clint, Scott, Bruce, Nat, and Tony all ended up in the quinjet and on their way to Walmart. Sam and Rhodey decided to stay home and relax.

Once they arrived, the Avengers marched into the store, surprising everyone. Peter grinned as he pulled his super family to the carts. He hopped in as Clint pushed one into the store.

"TO THE POP TARTS!" Thor roared as he pushed a buggy at lightning speed. Loki screeched. He regretted thinking the buggies were chariots.

"Oh no..." Bruce sighed.

"Come on, Mr. Stark! Let's go look at the LEGOs!"

"Wait up, kid!" Tony chuckled. "Barton, you better not crash that thing, or they'll never find your body!"

Clint only laughed maniacally in response as he pushed Peter to the toys section. Nat rolled her eyes and followed.

Bucky went with Steve to the electronics section. Both stared at the technology in bewilderment. Bruce went to look at the books and Scott walked to the cookie aisle.

Thor gawked at the wall of pop tarts. His eyes teared up. "Brother! I didn't know there were this many flavors!"

Loki didn't reply. He was still shaken from the unexpectedly fast ride to the back of the store. Thor grinned as he piled boxes of pop tarts around him in the buggy. By the time he finished, more than half of the shelves were empty.

Clint managed to safely push Peter to the toys section. The web slinger climbed out of the buggy and ran all around the aisle admiring the LEGO sets.

"WOAH! NEW STAR WARS LEGO SETS!"

"Get whatever you want, kid. I'll pay," Tony said with a smile.

Peter nearly stumbled over in shock. "I can't make you pay for anything, Mr. Stark! It's too expensive," he frowned. Peter only had ten dollars in his pockets, so the biggest set he could get was a small x-wing set.

Tony rolled his eyes and grabbed every Star Wars set on the shelf. He put them in the buggy and turned back to his kid. "Tell you what, I'll pay for these if you clean the lab for me."

Peter bounced up and down. "Ok, Mr. Stark!" 

Nat laughed and ruffled his hair. Clint smirked at Tony.

"Will you buy me something, too?"

"No."

.....

Bruce sat quietly as he read a book he found on astronomy. Scott sat next to him eating a pack of Oreos he just bought.

"I wonder where the others are."

......

"AHHHHH!" Bucky cried. He had accidentally set off the security alarm trying to look at an ipad.

Steve ran to Bucky and was about to punch the electronic when an employee came to the rescue.

"Don't worry, sir! This alarm is broken, so it goes off at random times. You didn't do anything wrong," the employee tried to assure the super soldiers. He walked off thinking about how he doesn't get paid enough for this.

Bucky eyed the technology suspiciously. "Apple...? What kind of fruit company makes phones?"

.....

Eventually, everyone made it back to the quinjet with their groceries. It took a while since the team had to explain to Thor that Asgardian money is not commonly used as currency on Earth. Then they had to tell Loki that threatening the cashier with his dagger was also not a way to pay for something, even if you are "the prince of Asgard."

Peter went to bed happily that night, surrounded by pop tarts and LEGOs.

Yeah not my best. But I have other chapters I'm working on too. Hopefully those will be better. Peace!