Peter Parker Oneshots

Ultimate Team-Up pt.2

My throat is getting worse. It hurts to talk, eat, and swallow. I am the big sad :(

Ok enough of me complaining enjoy my doods!
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Recap: Peter and Shuri have formed a team to rescue their Avenger family from Zemo bc he's a dickbutt

Peter paced around the Benatar. He couldn't help but panic at the thought of his family being hurt. He knew Tony didn't want him to put himself in harm's way, but they had no other choice.

Everyone went over the plan once more. Quill landed the ship in the forest surrounding the HYDRA base. In seconds, the whole team was out and ready to go.

*mini time skip to the big showdown bc I'm lazy and my phone is about to die*

The room the team was trapped in was gigantic. Everything was a dark gray from the floor to the 20 foot high ceiling. Narrow corridors lined the side walls. The back wall held the cells as well as a cat walk where Zemo sat in a dark red leather chair and watched hologram monitors floating around him.

Suddenly, massive metal doors busted open. Zemo looked up from his monitors to see the Revengers 2.0 (a name Ned invented on the way) strut in. Leading them was Nick Fury and Spider-Man. Zemo gulped. He didn't expect so many to come. He shook off his nerves and barked orders to his guards. They came rushing in from all sides.

"ATTACK!" Mantis cried.

MJ leaped forward and skillfully twirled her spear in her hands. She hit one man in the head and knocked the other off his feet. Shuri followed her, shooting her repulsers at anyone getting too close.

Strange was bored. He used his magic to conjure up gleaming whips. They wrapped around six guards each and held them in place.

Ned soared through the air with his jet pack. He took down any guards overwhelming his teammates. May, Pepper, and Happy all flew through the air shooting incoming attackers.

Fury didn't give a damn. He shot HYDRA guards left and right without even needing long to reload. The enemy can't get back up to fight when they're dead.

Rocket managed to bring in a radio he had on the ship. He insisted that they fight to some tunes. Little did he know, the CD he chose was Peter, Shuri, and Groot's meme playlist.

Take On Me by a-ha began to play at full blast. Peter nearly doubled over in laughter. He gave Rocket a thumbs up and began to fight again.

Groot weaved his limbs around ten HYDRA soldiers and slammed them into the wall. Gamora was gracefully swinging her sword around as Drax ran stomped not-so-gracefully with his daggers. Quill rolled his eyes and helped Mantis and Nebula take down two soldiers sneaking up on Ned.

"Wait, where's Wade?" MJ asked.

"COME AND GET ME MOTHERF*CKERS!"

In a ball of red and black glory came Wade Wilson through the ceiling.

"There he is...."

Things were going well until another swarm of HYDRA guards came in. Peter began to panic. Then, he saw something that could come in handy.

Please, please, please.... Peter mentally begged in his as he reached out his hand.

Mjlonir flew through the air and into the arachnid's hand. He blinked for a second before grinning mischievously.

All of the captive Avengers nearly had a heart attack. Thor's jaw was on the floor. He grinned like an idiot.

Peter swung Mjlonir and effectively took down 11 guards.

"I need a hand!" MJ called.

Peter didn't even think as he tossed Mjlonir to her. MJ caught it with ease. Once she was no longer swarmed by attackers, she threw the hammer to Ned.

Ned held Mjlonir in his hands. His eyes were wide and he couldn't stop smiling. He closed his eyes and summoned lighting. It crashed through the ceiling and hit all the guards around him.

Shuri now had Mjlonir. She hopped onto the heads of guards and summoned lighting left and right.

"Groot! You gotta try this out!"

"I am Groot!"

Groot grabbed the hammer as Shuri handed it to him. At this point, the five teens were playing hot potato with Thor's mighty weapon.

Groot swung the hammer around as he extended his arm. He took down the remaining guards.

All that was left was Zemo. He turned to run away.

"Oh no you don't!" Peter yelled. He summoned Mjlonir and chucked it at the villain with all his strength.

Zemo fell to the floor with a thud. Mjlonir held him down, nearly keeping all air from entering his lungs.

"Nice work," Fury smirked.

Quill unlocked the cells. Everyone began to reunite with each other.

"Dad!"

Tony smiled and hugged his son with pride. Shuri, Ned, MJ, and Groot joined him.

"Our kids are worthy, guys!" Tony cheered.

Epilogue:

Everyone was back home. Zemo was flat as a pancake. He spent the last of his days in a cell worse than the ones he designed for the Avengers. The Guardians eventually went home, as well as everyone else who came to help.

"I'm so glad you all are ok!" Peter chirped.

Before anyone could reply, the door slammed open.

"Holy cow is everything alright?! Where's the fight? We gotta rescue mission-" Scott trailed off once he saw his friends all safe and sound in the living room.

Hope rolled her eyes. "I tried to tell you."