> Be homosexual boy.
You are now Dave Stider
"sup"
> Be other homosexual.
You are now Karkat Vantas?
"WTF IS THAT?"
> No be the other gay one.
You are now Kanaya Maryam
"Hello There"
> Be the John Human!!!
You are now John Egbert.
That took awhile...
> John: Be homosexual!
I am not homosexual.
> John: Pester cool guy with sunglasses.
-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --
EB: dude there's a weird voice in my head that's been bugging me...
TG: what about
EB: i don't know what it wants but it keeps making weird suggestions...
TG: sounds creepy bro
EB: yeah...
EB: anyways...what are you doing right now?
TG: just being a cool dude and chilling
EB: ok sounds cool...
> John: Flirt with this cool dude.
You don't think that's a good idea.
EB: ok it's back again.
TG: just ignore it or something
EB: yeah its giving me some bad advice right now.
TG: ok man well keep in touch if anything happens
EB: .....yeah anyways are you ready?
TG: hell yeah get ready for the best fukin birthday present egderp
EB: haha we'll see about that.
TG: trust me it'll be fuckin great
EB: ha ok man.
TG: ok there's a nagging voice in my head now
EB: yeah its pretty weird...
EB: anyways i got to go. and you should go and work on my birthday present.
TG: ok but be prepared for the coolest fucking thing ever egderp
-- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --
> Be cool kid with glasses.
You are now Jade Harley.
> With SUNglasses.
You are Dave Stider yet again.
> Dave: Answer chum.
You answer your best bro John Egderp.
You read this conversation already.
> Dave: Flirt with this John Human.
You decide not to.
> I COMMAND YOU TO BE IN CAHOOTS WITH YOUR EGDERP
....no
> Dave: At least have crush on him?
That you can do.
In fact you already have.
> Dave: Reveal your feelings.
You cannot...
John is not a homosexual.
> Stop with the pestering.
John has ceased the pestering.
> Dave: Pack your things.
They have been packed.
> Now go to your man!
Your flight is on Sunday.
It is only Wednesday.
> Reveal ultimate birthday gift.
You plan on visiting John for his birthday on Sunday...
You do also have a the most awesome and not too ironic gift prepared in your suitcase.
> Do tell.
No, it is a secret!
> Nevermind then, instruct author to do a time skip!
....
It seems like they have....refused the request?
> Idly wait for the author to come up with an idea.....
This will probably take several.......
........
.......
Times?
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Oh boi I forgot about this! This is why I'm terrible at being an author-chan! ÒwÓ I doubt this book will be read.....oh well~
YOU ARE READING
Pepsicola
FanfictionIDK man this was an abandoned project..... Anyways in this book everyone somehow miraculously survived? Trolls are fwiends!
