Artemis:*wakes up* I shall go to the kitchen, I am rather famished*look at shirt* AW HEEL NAW
Lynx:*Le cookin break-ma-fast*Doodoodoo cookin ma food
Artemis:*Runs/stumbles into kitchen* WHAT THE BLOODY HELL, MAKAYLA!??!
Lynx:*eye twitch* DON CALL MEH THAT...Oh hey, I see you've found your randomly awesome shirt*trololola*
Artemis:I SWORE NEVER TO WEAR THIS AGAIN...HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THIS ON ME I WENT TO SLEEP SHIRTLESS!!!
Lynx:Yeh I know,*breaks the 4th wall* And for all dem fangirls out there he DOESNT HAVE A SECRET SIX PACK
Artemis:O_0 you went into my room in tge middle of the night, changed my shirt, and snuck back out?
Lynx:Yeh, and just to clarify...is it illegal to marry your cousin in Ireland?
Artemis:YES THANK GOD
Lynx:Hey I was just asking!!!...But if it wasnt would you?
Artemis:......No....
Lynx:Thats it im stocking your closet with hipster crap
Arty:DAMMIT
Lynx:HHAHAHHAHAHAHh
YOU ARE READING
ARTEMIS FOWL CRACK :D
Humoryesh, yesh my peoples I am pretty sure there is no artemis fowl crack on here.So ima like WHY NOT!?!? Dis is pretty much how Artemis would react to me fangirling (ps.its funny XD)
