Lynx:*turns on radio* Lets see whats on...*hears thriller* AHHHHHHH* Has happiness attack*
Artemis:*walks in* What in gods name...?
Lynx:*is doing the thriller dance* DANCE WITH ME ARTYYYYYY *Does dancey-dance*
Arty: I will not partake in these foolish behaviors.*snooty*
Lynx:*japanese face* YOU SHALL DANCE *grabs arty and awkwardly dancey-dances with him*
Arty:*such uncomfortable* Ehhhh....
Lynx:*lets him go and turns on bethoveen* AW HEEL YEAAAAA *Headbangs*
Artemis:(^_^) This is acceptable. *starts to move hips unconsciously*
Lynx:*is watching* AHAHAHAH ARTY THAS IT GETCHA GROOOOOVE OWN!!!!*Does sprinkler*
Artemis:*imaginary slow dances* hmhmhmhmhm
Lynx:o_O no...Arty dont do that...
YOU ARE READING
ARTEMIS FOWL CRACK :D
Humoryesh, yesh my peoples I am pretty sure there is no artemis fowl crack on here.So ima like WHY NOT!?!? Dis is pretty much how Artemis would react to me fangirling (ps.its funny XD)
