Artemis:*looks at calender* Oh my god...
Lynx:Heyyyy Arrrttyyyy...
Artemis:Oh My God.
Lynx:Guess what day it issss
Artemis:-_- Hump day?
Lynx:NUPE ITS ST.PATTY DAAYYYY
Artemis:Ehhh...*Uncomfortable-ness*
Lynx:Hehehe and ya know what that means!?
Artemis:....
Lynx:*Rips off button up* KISS ME IM IRISH *has k.m.i.i. shirt under it*
Artemis:*Gets up and walks away* Steriotype....
Lynx:SHUT UP IM FREAKING IRISH SO YPU HAVE TO FREAKIN KISS ME* Spaz attack* HAAAGGGAAA
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ARTEMIS FOWL CRACK :D
Humoryesh, yesh my peoples I am pretty sure there is no artemis fowl crack on here.So ima like WHY NOT!?!? Dis is pretty much how Artemis would react to me fangirling (ps.its funny XD)