Lynx:*is shopping with artemis* I need some domo merchandise...*runs into store*
Artemis:*carrying 8 shopping bags* Lynx where the hell did you go!?
Lynx:*comes back out with domo plushie* Im back *picks up 8 shopping bags as if they didnt weigh a ton*
Artemis:*walks beside her* So can we go now?
Lynx:We will go...if you try on some skinny jeans *trollalalala*
Artemis:No
Lynx:Well if you wanna stay 2 more hours. ... XD
Artemis:*panic face* Nononono...I'll try them on...*scowl likeaboss*
Lynx:fabulous.*shoves into hipster store*
Artemis:*grabs nearest pair and runs into dressing room*
Lynx:*Hears thumps and curses* Wtf? 0_o Arty you okay?
Artemis:*stumbles out* HOW CAN SOMETHING BE SO BAGGY AND SO TIGHT AT THE SAME TIME?! *Le tugs on belt*
Lynx:Oh my...*takes selfie with arty* Well dont you look lovely
Artemis:THESE ARE THE DEVIL INCARNATE* waddles back into dressing room*
Lynx:*sends arty in skinny jeans selfie to juliet* Hehe *gets reply Juliet: The blackmail >:)* Hehehe...His butt in those jeans tho XD
Artemis:LYNX I CANT GET THEM OFF
Lynx:GUESS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO BUY EM XD
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ARTEMIS FOWL CRACK :D
Humoryesh, yesh my peoples I am pretty sure there is no artemis fowl crack on here.So ima like WHY NOT!?!? Dis is pretty much how Artemis would react to me fangirling (ps.its funny XD)
