Lynx:*is at movies with artemis* Hey arty?
Artemis:What?
Lynx:Ender looks like you...
Artemis:*scoffs* No he doesn't, I am much paler; and my teeth are fabulous *smiles the creepiest creeper smile known to man*
Lynx:But hes also a child prodigy. ..
Artemis:True.
Lynx:and he has an awesome sense of humor...yeah, no he cant be you then
Artemis:*rolls eyes* Lynx, you and me both know I can make you laugh so hard you'll snort your soda...
Lynx:*drinks soda* I've gotten over that..*Sweatdrops*
Artemis:*le quirks eyebrows* what did the neutron say to the bell hop when he asked for his luggage?
Lynx:*is holding back laughter* I dunno, what?
Artemis:No thanks, im traveling light *smirk*
Lynx:*snorts* ....HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH OMYGODITSFUNNIEREVERYTIMEHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH *snorts soda and falls onto arty*
Random dude:*pokes arty* Hey, if shes gonna get loud; take your girlfriend outta here man.
Arty:*Facepalmfacepalmfacepalm* Shes not my girlfriend....*eye twitch*
Lynx:*continues to Lmfao on arty's lap*
Other random dude:OI GETTA ROOM YOU TWO
Artemis:Why does it always have the same ending every time we go out? *drags lynx to bentley*
Artemis:
YOU ARE READING
ARTEMIS FOWL CRACK :D
Humoryesh, yesh my peoples I am pretty sure there is no artemis fowl crack on here.So ima like WHY NOT!?!? Dis is pretty much how Artemis would react to me fangirling (ps.its funny XD)
