Lynx:Yo Arty!
Arty:Do not call me arty, Makayla
Lynx:Do.not.call.me.that. Besides your my cousin so I can call you WHATEVA I WANT
Arty:*gives up* okay what did you want?
Lynx:Want some...LOLLIPOPS?!??!?!
Arty:I hate you-_-
Lynx:Dawwww I lurve you to!*hugs*
Arty:how did I even get here?!
Lynx:....Chloroform....Jk juliet is my bff and she owed moi
Arty: *Sweatdrops*
Lynx:Your going to be in my book.Nuff said.
Artemis:FUUUUUUUU
YOU ARE READING
ARTEMIS FOWL CRACK :D
Humoryesh, yesh my peoples I am pretty sure there is no artemis fowl crack on here.So ima like WHY NOT!?!? Dis is pretty much how Artemis would react to me fangirling (ps.its funny XD)