Lynx:*is derping with a homeade potato gun* Hurhurhur *Le shoots arty in the butt with a potato*
Arty:*Le surprised look* 0__o Wha..? *hands fly to butt*
Lynx:Hahhahahhah *wipes tear* Oh god, Arty, you make the weirdest looks!! XD
Arty:Ugh! Lynx, seriously STOP SHOOTING MY POSTERIOR WITH POTATOES
Diana:*pops up from behind couch* Hehehehe *shoots Arty's butt with more potatoes*
Arty:What the hell!?*hands fly to butt AGAIN*
Lynx&Diana:*Laughing asses off*
Artemis:Honestly Makayla, How can we be related?
Lynx:*stops laughing* DON CALL MEH THAT *shoots his butt with potatoes repeatedly* HAHAHHAHAHA
Artemis:*Is behind couch cowering* I hate you all...
Diana:*is behind couch with him* LYNX DONT STOP *Glomps*
Lynx:*Still shooting potatoes likaboss* TROLALALALALA
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ARTEMIS FOWL CRACK :D
Humoryesh, yesh my peoples I am pretty sure there is no artemis fowl crack on here.So ima like WHY NOT!?!? Dis is pretty much how Artemis would react to me fangirling (ps.its funny XD)