Arty:Lynx, will you make us some tea?
Lynx:Yeah sure *goes into kitchen*
----in kitchen---
Lynx:*makes two cups of tea and dumps sugar into hers* This will taste awesome.
*walks out*
---in living room---
Arty:*takes cup of tea*
Lynx:*sips tea* EWE *spits tea out* Oops musta drank Your tea, Arty....WAIT YOU CANT HAVE SUGAR
Arty:*looks at cup then back at Lynx* AHAHHAHAHA*runs outta room waving arms*
Lynx:SHEET *Runs after him*
----timeskip brought to you by Artemis's unknown middle name---
Lynx:*has chased arty to pool* GAWD ARTY I THOUGHT YOU WERE SCRAWNY *Pants*
Arty:SPARKLEBANANAPIGDONUT *Jumps into pool* WEEEEE *splashes around*
Lynx:K thats it im tired, you go eat grass or somethin*walks to starbucks*
YOU ARE READING
ARTEMIS FOWL CRACK :D
Humoryesh, yesh my peoples I am pretty sure there is no artemis fowl crack on here.So ima like WHY NOT!?!? Dis is pretty much how Artemis would react to me fangirling (ps.its funny XD)
