Pein
All the guys went out to the bar and you forced Pein to go with. You were happily cleaning up at home when you felt someone hug you. "Boss!" You yelp turning around to see your boyfriend with a huge smile on his face. "Did I ever tell you how much I love it when you call me that?" He sighed kissing you in the forehead. "No I don't think so," you smirked as he showered you with compliments and kisses. "How much did you drink tonight?" You giggled as he furrowed his brows, "a lot."
Itachi
You were at a criminal hotspot to gather information for a mission. You, Itachi, and Kisame were supposed to be asking around, but of course those two snuck off to a bar. "I can't believe you two," you huffed looking at Kisame blubber on about something. "Don't be mad," Itachi whispered in your ear. "I-Itachi? What're you doing?" You squeaked as his hand went up your shirt. Then he started trailing kisses up your neck. "Baka!" You said pulling away and hitting him over the head. 'Dangerous when drunk' you noted with a furious red covering your face.
Kisame
Kisame came to the base drunk and ever since he's been hella bossy. "Y/n! Give me a kiss!" He shouted causing you to go red with embarrassment. "I'm right here you can talk normally," you snapped kissing him on the cheek. "I want a real kiss now," he smirked making you go crazy, but he was drunk so you wouldn't go off on him. "Please," you mumbled before giving him a proper kiss. He tasted like old beer so you quickly pulled away. "Happy?" You asked trying to get the taste out you mouth "very."
Sasori
"Hey Sasoooori!" You yelped as you were pulled into the room by his chakra strings. You plopped on the bed and he pinned you underneath him. "I love you so much," he said kissing you, at first you were surprised, but then you started kissing back. 'What's that taste?' You wondered pulling away from Sasori. 'That's poison!' You thought spitting it out. "What kind of poison were you experimenting with?" You ask looking inside his mouth to see a leak. "The one we got the other day," he smirked as I read the label. "Sasori! This poison makes people loopy," you laughed giving him a kiss "it makes you act weird."
Deidara
"Baarbieee~" you sang skipping over to Deidara he had just came back from a long mission with Tobi. "Hey Y/n-chan! Tobi was a good boy and annoyed Deidara like you asked!" He snickered giggling happily after you gave him candy. "Let's go to my room," Deidara said pulling you along. It was weird because normally you made the plans. "What're we going to do?" You blushed "nap, I need a nap." Once you were laying down you snuggled close to him and smelled alcohol on his breath. "Were you drinking?" You whispered he grunted in response and you finally knew why he was acting weird.
Hidan
Hidan drank all the time, but never got drunk, but today he did and it was hilarious. Who knew Hidan was the submissive type? "Hidan can you please hand me my bible?" You asked smirking when he did so with no complaints. "Hey Hidan? Could you leave for an hour?" You said happy to get some peace and quiet to read. Usually he'd try to be as annoying as possible so you wouldn't read. It was only thirty minutes later when Hidan came bursting through the door. "Why the hell was I outside?" He glared at the smirk you tried covering with your bible. "You went out there," You giggled watching him pace back and forth. "Let me rephrase that, why weren't you with me?"
Kakuzu
"Oh yeah!" Hidan hollered walking in the base holding Kakuzu. "What happened? What did you do?" You asked looking at Kakuzu throw up in the corner. "Hakuna your tatas, me and my man were out drinking!" Hidan smirked taking a swig of beer. "And?" You glared looking at your boyfriend hurling in the corner. "And we had a fucking drinking contest! Kakuzu get your bitch!" Hidan seethed you were about to punch him when you saw Kakuzu do that for you. "Don't call her a bitch," he spat turning to me with a small smile. "I love you" he said going in for a kiss, but he had to throw up again.
