Pein
Because the guys had a night out you and Konan decided to have a mini sleepover. "I stole all of Hidan's booze so we can get hammered!" Konan shouted loudly, you were surprised that Hidan didn't hear and come busting through the door. You guys started drinking and with each cup you felt less social. "What's up y/n?" Konan blubbered somehow alert of your attitude. "I'm not feeling like a girls night let's call it a night," you sighed getting up to go in your room. Pein was waiting to hug you, but you went right passed him. "Y/n," he glared laying down in the bed. "I'm sorry I just don't feel like anything right now." You replied closing your eyes you were about to drift off when you felt a pair of lips on yours. "Goodnight," he mumbled.
Itachi
"Since you guys drank last time I'm going to hit the bar while YOU do the mission." You huffed taking a swig of whiskey. You kept drinking all night laughing with everyone until Itachi came. "Weasel-kun!" You squealed tackling him to the ground. "Y-y/n!" He blushed as you started kissing him all over his face. "I love you so much Weasel-kun! Why did you leave me at the bar I was so lonely?" You smiled burrowing your head on his chest. For the rest of the night you were attached to Itachi by the hip not letting him go for a second. "Y/n I have to go to the bathroom," he mumbled hoping you'd leave him alone. "I'll just go with you!" You chirped watching his face twist in mortification.
Kisame
You were having a good time at the base, you guys had just gathered another tailed beast so you were celebrating. Of course not paying attention to how much you were drinking it soon became clear you had enough. "Did we just kill a kid?" You suddenly asked with tears welling in your eyes. "If you want to put it that way, but that sounds depressing," Kisame chuckled. You shoved him with tears streaming down your face. "T-that's n-not funny Kisame!" You sobbed trying to drink another bottle, but it was taken from your hands. "Hey! I-i was going to drink that," you pouted going into another crying fit. "It's ok y/n you've already had enough," Kisame said comforting you until you stopped.
Sasori
You were hanging out in Sasori's when he accidentally knocked over a can of gas. "Ugh," you groaned getting up to leave the room. "It's ok, this gas won't kill you" he said quickly. You shrugged sitting back down, but after a while you felt weird. Usually since Sasori was new to love you took things slow, but a feeling just washed over you. "Sasori~" you cooed wrapping your arms around his torso. "What do you need?" He asked bluntly "nothing silly! I just love you so much" you giggled turning him around. "Y/n!" He snapped causing you to smirk "I love it when you say my name," you said dreamily. "Give me a kiss...please?" You pouted earning a glare from Sasori. "Just one Dana," you said batting your eyelashes and that's when he gave in.
Deidara
"Drink this it'll make you feel better," Sasori said, but it was just some old whiskey. "What's that un?" Deidara said motioning for you to give him some, but being stubborn you downed it all. "No more sorry," you smiled feeling it all kick in. "Ugh! You're so annoying un," he huffed. "Not my fault Blondie," you shrugged "don't call me blondie." He said rolling his eyes, you blushed grabbing his hand. "I'm so sorry I didn't want to hurt your feelings," you apologized worried he'd be mad. "Are you being sarcastic?" He blinked watching you shake your head vigorously. "No, I'm serious Deidara I don't want to hurt you," you said giving him a kiss on the cheek. "I love you," you murmured skipping ahead.
Hidan
You had a very important meeting to go to, one where the gods met up. Since it was custom to drink sake you helped yourself to loads of it. You even brought some for your journey home. When you did get home, Hidan was waiting for you on the couch. "What the hell? Is that sake?" He said after giving you a kiss. "Yeah *hiccup* it's hot in here," you mumbled starting to take off your clothes. "Fuck!" Hidan cursed trying to cover you up. "Come on Hidan!" You giggled "don't you want me?" You smirked kissing him. "You're fucking hot, but your also drunk." He said wrapping you up burrito style so you couldn't get out. "Hidan! Just touch me all over~" you pleaded giving him a little wink. "You're making this so fucking hard!"
Kakuzu
"I can out drink you any day!" You declared glaring daggers at Hidan. The day started off normally you were looking for Kakuzu when Hidan has to but in. "Oh yeah drinking contest right fucking now! Are you man enough?" Hidan snickers watching your face go red. "I have the biggest balls here!" You smirked hearing Kakuzu choke on his water. You guys kept downing shots until Hidan practically spat it back up. "That's what you bitch ass gets," you laughed watching his body reject the alcohol. You were going in for another shot, just to run it in, when Kakuzu downed it. "You've had enough," he said bluntly, you jumped on his back forcing him to spit the drink back up. "I'll say when I've had enough," you glared walking away.
