Pein
You were bringing Pein some lunch and of course he was too absorbed in his paperwork to look up. "I brought you some lunch Boss, just a simple PB & J, but it's delicious." You said admiring your handy work you bent over to hand him it and you felt him grip your boob. "This doesn't feel like a sandwich," he said before looking up with absolute horror and letting go. "Yeah that's because it's not your lunch," you giggled softly. "Well if you don't need anything else I'm going to play with Tobi" you bowed shutting the door behind you quickly. 'Maybe I should do that all the time'
Itachi
You were doing yoga in the living room while Itachi was reading his book on the couch Kisame passed by whistling at you. You turned on your byakugan tilting your head creepily he ran off and you were going to beat his ass, but Itachi reached out to stop you. "Don't go after him it won't be worth it," he said calmly you blushed looking down at his hand that was grabbing you boob. He looked down too quickly moving you put your hands over your chest "i-i'm sorry y/n" he blushed covering his face with his book. 'I'll just do yoga in my room from now on'
Kisame
You were running away from Hidan after calling him an ugly cock waffle when you bumped into Kisame making you fall back with him on top of you. His face fell between your boobs you blushed as he stood frozen "Kisame your on my boobs, Hidan's almost here and I don't want to get sacrificed so can you get up?" you blushed he shuffled to his feet while you laid on the ground a little shaken up. Then you heard Hidan down the hall cursing so you got up dashing to your room 'i've learned a lesson today never piss off Hidan again.'
Sasori
You were helping Sasori he needed a special vile of poison that was at the top of his cabinet since you weren't doing anything. He asked you to get it so he could continue working on the other puppets. "How long does it take you to grab it?" He grunted you rolled your eyes moving around a couple of viles. "It's not up here I don't see it anywhere," you said sneezing at all the dust you heard Saori get up. "Oh, I remember now, I put it in...squishy" he stopped mid-sentence squeezing your butt. "Sasori!" You blushed, falling off the chair into his arms. 'Next time I'm just going to watch'
Deidara
You kept stealing Deidara's clay because now you shared his passion of art, but he didn't like that very much. "Give it back un," he whined chasing you around the house. "No bleh!" You said sticking out your tongue. You were running off when he reached out and touched your butt. Absolutely mortified you slapped him "perv!" You screamed getting Tobi to bother him for the rest of the day. 'That'll teach him'
Hidan
You were outside purifying the land by dancing it was completely peaceful "Y/N!" Hidan yelled loudly as you stumbled over your feet falling down on your butt. You felt something speaking under you and it was Hidan you blushed getting up seeing his smug face. "Who knew you were freaky Y/N" he teased you scoffed walking off "as if Hidan I'm a priestess, not a prostitute." You rolled your eyes holding up a hand to say bye. 'Oh Kami I need to make sure he's not around when I do my duties.'
Kakuzu
You had been sulking in your room ever since you encountered some shinobi that called you a criminal, you realized you were a rogue. You heard a couple of knocks on your door "go away," you said throwing a pillow it was Kakuzu so he ended up walking in any way. "You can't mope forever it's completely irrelevant you joined a criminal organization" he grunted you enveloped yourself in your sheets planning on spending the rest of your life there. When Kakuzu tried grabbing it off of you, but instead he ended up grabbing your boob. You got up slapping him running out of the room to hide in Hidan's bed. 'First, I'm never living that down two, Hidan's bed is actually really comfortable too bad I hate that mofo'
