Pein
"Konan!" You blushed pulling out some old childhood photos of Pein and Konan. "What are these?" You said showing a blushing Konan. She took the photos and looked at them fondly. "He was looking up my skirt so I beat him up," she muttered. In the photo Pein was on the floor while she stepped on him. "What're you guys doing?" Pein asks walking in and that's when you burst into a fit of laughter. "You looked up her skirt!" you blurted watching his whole face flush red. He took the picture trying to burn it, but you got it back planning on framing it.
Itachi
You had to go on a mission with cat ears on something to do with ninken. You tried to find some around the base, but you had no luck until Itachi gave you some. "Where'd you find these? No stores around here had any," You said looking up at him innocently. Eventually you shrugged it off then kissed him goodbye when you finished with your mission you came back and saw everyone in the couch. "Oh Itachi gave you his cat ears? He loves those things sometimes he wears them-" unfortunately Kisame was interrupted by a very angry Itachi. "Shut up!" He glared, but you thought it was really cute.
Kisame
You were on a mission with Kisame and Itachi. Kisame was making fun of you for talking to your sword. "Whatever! You talk to Samehada you're just as weird." You said sticking your tongue out at him. Itachi watched in amusement trying hard to hide his smile. "Do you know something Uchiha?" I smirk watching Kisame shake his head. "Kisame used to practice kissing on his sword." He revealed making you burst out laughing. "Uncool Itachi I told you that in private!" He groaned willing you to stop. "O-ok it's fine just as long as you've stopped."
Sasori
You and Sasori were arguing about many things once again he said he didn't love you. Right now you were just ranting to Deidara about everything. "Is he even serious about me?" You murmured hugging a pillow. You had gone from mad, to upset in a second Deidara was honestly lost. "He's been serious about you ever since he met you." Deidara sighed catching your attention. "What do you mean!" You smiled "I mean after he first met you he couldn't stop talking about it. He also made a puppet of-" you already heard enough because you rushed into Sasori's room. "Y-y/n!" "I love you so much!"
Hidan
Hidan recently found out you went through a rebellious faze so you tried to find some dirt on him. "Hey Kakuzu you've known Hidan for a long time?" You smirked finally catching him alone. "Unfortunately..what do you want? Get to the point I got money to count." He grumbled so far this was going good. "Do have dirt on him or not?" You said bluntly and he started laughing hysterically. "Oh yeah! Hidan had an orgy with Jashin," he air quoted making you blush. "Hidan-" "in the flesh! What's up y/n miss me?" He smirked hopping onto the couch. "Y-you had an orgy?" You asked and his eyes bugged out of his head. "Never mention that again."
Kakuzu
You were in Hidan and Kakuzu's room looking for your stuff when you saw a Speedo in Kakuzu's closet. "Oi Hidan!" You called interrupting his sacrifice, but he came over anyway. "What! Can't you fucking see I'm doing something!" He spat and that's when you held up the Speedo. "Is this yours?" You giggled trying your hardest not to laugh that's when he smirked. "Fuck no that's Kakuzu's he used to be a stripper " he laughed. You stood up rushing to the living room holding them up for Kakuzu to see. "You used to be a stripper!" You laughed watching him panic. "Did Hidan tell you! I'm going to kill him!" He muttered. "You can't!"
