Two of a Kind (Cloud x Link)

Smashers That Want to Start Families

Cloud Strife's POV

I was busy walking with Link in the Smash Mansion's city-sized garden with Bee and Eris walking with us, with Bee merely at the age of 7 and Eris at 6. The two kids were having a fun time with each other and playing in the flowers, while Link and I sat on the bench and watched them enjoy their moment. Just then, Sonic zipped by and admired how adorable Bee and Eris were together.

"Hiya, kids," Sonic cheerfully greeted.

"Hi, Sonic," Bee answered. "Do you wanna frolic in the flowers with us?"

"90% of my life is spending it in a flower bed after a day of butt-kicking robots," Sonic replied. "Why wouldn't I?" The blue hedgehog hugged the two kids and rolled around in the flowers. As Link and I watched the blue speedster play in the flowers, we noticed a tiny bulge at his belly. Could it probably be Sonic was putting on a few pounds? It couldn't be. Whatever it was, Sonic was being careful so that our kids wouldn't squish that exact area too hard.

"Adorable, isn't he?" A voice asked. Link and I turned around to see Fox McCloud leaning on the side of the bench, watching the blue blur.

"He sure is, Fox," Link answered. "Though I'm kinda curious... how come Sonic's belly is a bit... bigger?" Fox looked at us with a bit of worry on his face, and he blushed as red as a tomato.

"God Almighty... I'm gonna get in major trouble for this..." Fox sighed. "It's bad enough that most of the Smashers in the mansion had heard that we're married..."

"Married?" I asked with curiousity. Fox swallowed the lump in his throat. He couldn't keep this secret anymore.

"Sonic's pregnant with my babies," Fox McCloud answered. "Seven girls, only a week or two old. You didn't hear the news about me becoming a spouse to the blue hedgehog?" Link and I were rather shocked that the only third-party veteran was pregnant with a litter of Fox's daughters.

Which would probably explain why Sonic wasn't so energetic before.

Link's POV

"Sonic? Pregnant with your kids?" I asked in dumb shock. "How is that even possible? You're a 28 year-old predator that fucked a 15 year-old prey and now you're both in an interspecies relationship?" I knew that both Cloud and I were different species, but at least our biological structures were the closest to humans which would explain Bee and Eris becoming real. However, in Fox's and Sonic's cases, it was an entirely different story.

"It was all thanks to the other Smashers that wanted to start families of their own," Fox continued. "After you were pregnant with Bee, we all saw the possibilities of procreating regardless of gender, age, or species. We were already in relationships with the other Smashers before, but the true peak of making babies has finally sparked. Hopefully you'll understand." I nodded as my answer, and I saw Sonic start to get up from the flower bed.

"Hey, Fox?" Sonic asked. "We going anywhere today?"

"Know a place that you like," Fox answered, helping Sonic up from the flower bed. "Has a ton of chili dogs. Probably won't matter how much you eat since you already gorge down on them without second thoughts." The blue blur laughed and kissed Fox on the cheek, who in return gave Sonic a short and kiss on the lips. Bee and Eris sat up to see the two anthropomorphic fighters walk away.

"Geez," I told Cloud. "Probably the other fighters aren't getting the same ideas..."

Cloud Strife's POV

Turns out we were wrong, as moments after our family got home from the park we already saw other Smashers getting into relationships with each other. Half of the roster was straight and the other was gay. Either way, the same-sex relationships always involved the uke of the ship getting pregnant in some way. Could all of those ukes be lucky enough to have ovaries at their prostate glands or however fucked up it was similar to Link?

"This is like a fanfiction nightmare," I said, hugging Link close to me.

"Tell me about it," Joker answered. He wasn't pregnant yet, but rumors started circling around that the Phantom Thief was in a love relationship with Snake, and Joker was on bottom.

"You aren't pregnant yet?" I asked.

"Most of us aren't even hermaphrodites," Joker continued. "I guess some of us were REALLY lucky to have invisible pussies."

"There are kids here, Joker," Link answered, covering Bee's and Eris' ears.

"Oh, sorry," Joker replied. "I meant pussycats. Whatever the Master Hand decided, it's somehow happening..." The Phantom Thief walked away afterwards.

"Are you sure that's what's happening?" Link asked me. I looked at a few Smashers that were already off doing their own thing, and I was surprised at what was going to happen. Sooner or later, the Smash Mansion was going to be a nursery.

"Suppose," I answered with mixed emotions of gladness and fear.

You heard that right! I'm making my own series known simply as the Smash Yaoi series. It'll just basically be love relationships in the Smash universe (whether gay or straight). Just so excited! See you all later! ;)