✅ Bad for You// J.M ✅

5

"So how was last night?" Hallie asks

"Awful he left to go fuck this little hoe Amelia. And he basically called me ugly"

"See this is why you can't like him"

"Well I do"

"Seriously Jess, you're still going to waste your time on him"

"It's not wasting my time. He's going to like me one day I know it"

"Okay girl you're kinda becoming a stalker"

"Oh please I'm just saying one day we'll be together its not being a stalker. A stalker is if I'm going to his house as he's sleeping and putting devices on him while talking to him about us being together"

"You've been thinking about this way too much"

"Whatever"

"Oh speaking of Jonah kinda not really guess what"

"What"

"Me and Daniel are going on a date"

"Wait Daniel like Jonah's best friend Daniel"

"Yup he's in like all my classes"

"so is this like a relationship"

"Hopefully"

"Ugh how do you do it"

"Do what"

"Get hot boys. I can't even get an ugly boy"

"Maybe you need a makeover"

"Umm how about no I rather not"

"Welp if you ever want one you know who to call"

"I'll keep that in mind"

"Hey Hallie" Daniel says walking by us with Jonah and Corbyn

"It's like I'm invisible"

"He just doesn't know your name"

"Sure" 

"Hey I bet someone knows your name"

"Hmm let's see" I grab a random boy walking boy and he gulps nervously

"What's my name?" I ask

"Elizabeth?"

"It's Jessica you dick" I push him away and he runs

"See no one"

"He was a random bo-"

"His names Eben and he's in all my classes and he's my neighbor"

"Oh"

"Yeah. I should just face the fact that I'll never get a boyfriend or get kissed and I'll be a virgin for the rest of my whole life. Might as well change my name to Mary because at this rate I'm the closest to Virgin Mary as they get"

"She had a husband though"

"Ugh great. I'm even more of a virgin than Virgin Mary"

"Like that's a bad thing"

"It is. I'm 18 and I still haven't had a dick in or even around me"

"It's not as good as it seems"

"Sure. Anyways I need to go to class"

"And you wonder why no dicks have been in you"

"What is that supposed to mean"

"Sorry but you're kinda all about your grades"

"So what! Nerds get freaky too trust me"

"Sure"

"I'm serious. Haven't you seen Christina and her boyfriend. They're all over each other 24/7" sorry friends corbyn and Christina ARENT dating in this. I'm only using her as a background character and others may become mentioned

"Yeah but her boyfriend is also a stoner"

"Great so nerds and stoners can get it on and mix and mingle with each other and I can't get one boy to even know my name."

"Maybe cause you say things like 'get it on' and 'mix and mingle'"

"Whatever" I roll my eyes and walk away