Leico Valdangelo just another heartache

Leo

Frank started the car. "Okay guys one thing before we even leave this parking lot," he turned around to look at Nico and Leo "we are never going to mention the awkward conversations that took place last night."

Leo laughed. "But you just mentioned them."

Frank paused. "That's not the point. We are just never going to talk about them."

"Frank you didn't need to bring them up in the first place. We weren't going to mention them." Piper giggled.

"Oh I was gonna mention them." Leo raised his hand and Nico blushed a deep red and ducked out of Piper and Frank's sight.

"See?" Frank gestured to Leo while looking at Piper.

Piper and Leo burst out laughing.

Frank shook his head at them and started driving.

They had just got back on the interstate when Leo said "So Frank, hypothetically speaking what would Nico and Piper's ship name be?"

Piper lost it and even Nico was giggling.

Frank's face turned red. "Gods Leo I don't-I don't know Niper maybe Pipo?"

"Dude I wasn't serious!" Leo tried to contain his laughter and failed.

Piper gasped before breaking into a bout of giggling again. "Wait a second that means you thought about it! OMG do you ship us?!"

"Dude I'm like so gay. How did you even consider it?" Nico was literally dying of laughter at this point.

"I don't! I didn't! The motel office guy shipped it though!" Frank said.

"Frank we're just messing with you, man. Chill." Leo was still chuckling.

Frank relaxed enough to let himself laugh at the awkwardness. "Wow you guys are such assholes."

"We know." Leo, Nico, and Piper said at the exact same time.

This only caused more eruptions of laughter.

"We need to be stopped!" Piper said while laughing like a crazy person.

"Actually I have a better idea." Leo prompted. "Pipes you should move back here and we will try our absolute hardest to make Frank blush."

Piper was already climbing into the back before he was done talking. "I'm game."

"This is going to be too easy! Frank blushes more than me!" Nico said laughing.

Frank blushed harder. "Are you guys trying to make me hate you? Cause it's working!"

Piper laughed "Come off it you assholes. Lets talk about something else."

"Fine." Leo and Nico agreed.

"Oh gods Frank! Did we ever tell you about that quest we went on in Australia?"

"Uh no? Who all went?"

"Me, Jason, and Hazel, and Leo was there too." Piper recalled.

"Bitch I was your damn transportation! You bitches couldn't drive that desert ranger for shit! I didn't even get to do any of the fighting!"

"Well that's never exactly been one of your strong points Leo." Piper sassed back.

"But who wins at arm wrestling every time, bitch? Who?"

"Hey I can knock your lil niño ass out any damn day!"

"Oh it's on!" Leo launched himself into Piper's seat.

Leo and Piper were literally wrestling in the confined space of the car.

Nico shadow traveled himself to sit shotgun.

"They're never going to grow up are they?" The Praetor asked the Ghost King.

Nico smiled and replied "I sure hope not."