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Thank you for every single comment I have received, and a big thanks to some of you who checked out Jason. I am so thankful for your support, even if you're a ghost reader. <3
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E: "I passed!"
A: "Huh?"
E: "Aeryn, I passed!"
A: "That does not make anything any clearer."
E: "My driving test! I passed!"
A: "You didn't tell me you were retaking!"
E: "I didn't want to say anything because I expected that I would fail and you would take the piss out of me."
A: "I would have."
E: "But I've passed, so you can shove that up your-"
A: "How come you can pass a driving test but you can't bake a cake?"
E: "I think it turned out pretty good, actually."
A: "It was almost entirely burnt and lopsided."
E: "I am a master-chef, not a lowly baker."
A: "What's the difference?"
E: "What's the difference? The difference is I cook delicious meals, not kiddy cakes."
A: "Ooo, touchy."
E: "Y'know, I came here to invite you on a life changing journey but you're being a little hostile and I'm not-"
A: "Hang on, what journey?"
E: "I told you ages ago, when I learn to drive, which I have now; before you, might I add; that I want to go on a road trip. I seem to remember that I propositioned this to you and your reply was 'hell yeah'."
A: "Oh, I remember. Were you serious?"
E: "Of course! Are you still in?"
A: "Once again, hell yeah."
E: "..."
A: "..."
E; "There is a slight issue, however..."
A: "What?"
E: "I don't actually have a car yet."
A: "You complete turnip."
E: "Turnips are delicious, thank you for your compliment."
A: "Eli?"
E: "Yes?"
A: "Shut up."
