We're getting close to the end!
I know that'll please a fair few of you who have told me that this is really slow, which is fair enough. :P I think there will only be a couple more chapters, no more than five, I reckon.
I am entering the Wattys! As I said, the categories are weird and I don't think voting is even a thing for the only one I'm eligible for but I'm going for it anyway! ^-^
I don't know if you've seen but I think we're at the top end of 800,000 views, and although in the grand scheme of things it's not that big a deal (it is to me though) and that's pretty close to 1million, which I never thought this would ever get close too. So here is a hug for you being fantastic: (> ^-^ )>
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E: "No way, Aeryn."
A: "Why?"
E:"It's illegal, you nut-job, that's why!"
A: "It's only a teensy bit illegal."
E: "I am not willing to get arrested or fined for you."
A: "Can I at least just try it out?"
E: "No! We're supposed to be leaving for our road trip, holiday thing and you are holding us up by trying to turn me into a criminal!"
A: "It's not a crime to let me drive the car for a bit."
E; "Considering your driving test crashed and burned it would most certainly be a crime."
A; "I thought we agreed that that was irrelevant and didn't need to be brought up again."
E: "You agreed, I said nothing. Right, everything's packed, we can go now."
A: "Fine..."
E: "..."
A: "...can I just go to that tree?"
E: "No!"
A: "Come on!"
E: "Stop-"
A: "If you really loved me you'd let me drive to that tree."
E: "...love doesn't come into this."
A: "Eeeeeeeli."
E: "Aeryn."
A: "Please?"
E: "...if you hit anything I will not be paying for the repairs-"
A: "Yes, yes, fine!"
E: "..."
A: "..."
E: "Aeryn, steady!"
A: "..."
E: "Brakes, now, Aeryn!
A: "..."
E: "Aeryn!"
A: "...I may not have braked quick enough-"
E: "Are you alright? Aeryn, are you okay? Are you hurt? Wait, stay there, I'll go get someone-"
A; "I'm fine, don't worry! The car might not be though."
E: "I don't care about that! Are you sure you're alright?"
A: "Yeah, I only nudged the tree a little, I'm not that bad at driving though, really."
E: "..."
A: "Eli?"
E: "...oh my God, I can't believe you just did that!"
A: "Don't laugh! I could have been injured!"
E: "..."
A: "Stop laughing!"
E: "I see why you didn't pass now""
A: "Shut up! You were worried for me a minute ago, what happened to that?"
E: "I-"
A: "That was so sweet, you were all caring and worried, I just want to-"
E: "Don't say it."
A: "-I just want to pinch your cheeks!"
E: "You said it..."
A: "Oh, you."
E: "...the car looks okay, still drive-able at least. I don't think multiple dents and scratches can really make a monstrosity like this look any worse."
A: "Alright, sweet cheeks."
E: "Aeryn!"
A: "Yes?"
E: "Keep talking shit and I'll just drive off on my own and have a great holiday without you."
A: "You wouldn't leave me, you looooove me too much."
E: "I'm leaving now."
A: "Wait for me, sugar plum!"
E: "I hate you."
