The Long Road To Home

Intermission: 100 views

                 Slavic celebration

Me: Ok, so , if I write this... What do you guys think.

Anxiety: Bullshit , no one will read a story about a random ass romanian and a goddamn furry in the real sense of the word in the middle of an apocalypse.

Me: Ok, I must punish you for that... How about you ?

My Slavic personality: It is too capitalist , ad some more Russians.

Me: Soon there will be. Good, how about you guys.

My best friends: Eh, sounds scuffed but nobody told you not to try.

Me: Still better than nothing.

My phone: Dumbass , you just got 100 views n' shit.

Me: What really... OPA. BRING UP THE VODKA AND PLAY HARDBASS , WE HAVE IT

                 *squat intensifies*

So , jezz , idk how many people read this or like this , I don't see many votes but I see 100 views which is perfect for me. Damn, I wasn't expecting at least 10 and now , would you look at that ? I just have to ... thank you whoever reads this scummy shit , I guess. Tho, still glad and I know how cringe this stuff is but again , thank you. Start voting and stalkers from Chernobyl will defend you from cheeki breeki bandits that try to steal your vodka ;) . A big thank you also goes for my Romanian pal thewolf873 that kinda supported me morally to do this... Cuz I found it to cringe to be called story , but hey , I'm getting into the tops fast ;) So , here we are , 100 views ... Unimaginable. Small number for a normal story but high enough for my. I will celebrate this day drinking water from votka bottles , yes , literally water, and play Slavic games. Btw , check out my other work , "The Slav And the Weeb" where I try to portrait social classes of the internet , like furries , commies , Neo-nazis in one helluva retarded story. What can I say, wish you have a nice day and success in whatever the hell you disperatlly want to do , Just do it ! :)

This is not me, image taken from Google.