"holy guacamole we're here" Jesse laughed
"Jess that was awful" I giggled
"Nate liked it, look how much he's smiling" Marcus pointed out bouncing him up and down
"he's not smiling because of Jesse" I said and me and me and Jesse burst out laughing
"what? I don't get it?" Marcus asked us confused
"that's his poop face" Jesse chuckled
"seriously? I always think I'm making him laugh but really he's just pooping" Marcus said dejected
"not all the time if that makes you feel any better" I said trying to make him feel better
"yeah yeah, just take your son back while I get all my stuff ready" he said passing me Nate
"we're gonna have to change you when we get to the airport aren't we? cos you're a little stinker aren't you!" I said to him in my baby voice while I put him in his car seat
"Mexico I am in you!" Jesse shouted as he stepped off the plane
"Jesse that's my line!" I pouted
"I know, I thought I'd steal it from you" he chuckled
"lil bitch" I joked
"lil bitch" Melody then said from behind me
"oh my god no way!" Raheem laughed
"Melody darling you really shouldn't say that, it's a bad word" I told her panicked
"but you said it" she said innocently
"I know auntie Lucy was naughty and shouldn't of said it" I said
"in fact we have a rule where if someone says a bad word they have to put £1 in a jar okay so we won't make you put the money in this time, but next time you owe the jar £1" Paige added
"okay" she smiled
"you f-ed up there" Jesse laughed
"oh my god don't even" I giggled covering my face with my hand
"hey Luce where are we meant to be going?" Kate asked me from across the room
"I've got us a coach, it's like a 20 minute drive to our villa" I called back
"okay what's it booked under?" H asked
"you'll know when you see the person holding the sign" I giggled
"oh god what've you done?" Paige sighed
"you'll see, it's nothing bad" I chuckled
"but I bet it's nothing good" Jesse smiled
"oh my god Lucy that's so embarrassing" Trent laughed
"what?" I asked him acting dumb
"the sign he's holding up" he sighed "we have to tell him we're the jalapeño hotties now"
"yep, I did tell them we were the red hot mexican chilli peppers but then Fern changed the group chat name" I smiled
"you're such an idiot" Trent rolled his eyes jokingly
"I'm smarter than you babe" I winked
"that's not hard" Jesse added
"oi!" Trent shouted starting to play-fight with Jesse
"are your uncles being silly?" I giggled to Ivy who was laughing at the boys
"very" she laughed nodding her head
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lucylingard_ part of the jalapeño hotties🌶 embarrassed enough yet? @trentarnold66
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trentarnold66 very I don't know why I've done this to myself🤦🏽♂️
- jesselingard technically you didn't
- lucylingard_ yeah I basically forced everyone to come on hols with me😂
paigemilian damn didn't use the one with me in then
- lucylingard_ you said you looked like a gnome🤣🤣
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England's Girl ~ Jesse Lingard
FanfictionFollow Lucy Smith's relationship with Jesse Lingard through the good and bad times, what will happen?