England's Girl ~ Jesse Lingard

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"well can you tell us what we're doing then?" John asked

"nope all I'm telling you is that you need to get your asses on that coach" I smirked

"seriously where the hell are we going? And why are you so wrapped up?" Jordan questioned

"I'm not telling and because I get cold easily" I told them

"so it's outside?" Dele said confused

"partly, you go in and out" I explained

"just like Jesse then" Harry winked

"that wasn't even good slabhead" I laughed

"it wasn't that bad though" Ben chuckled

"how did you get Gareth to agree to this?" Jesse asked

"because I told him it'd be a good bonding exercise" I smiled

"will it?" Kyle raised his eyebrows

"we'll see how you guys react" I giggled

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lucylingard_ I'M SO EXCITED I COULD BURST

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user98402 omg have you gone into labour?

- lucylingard_ god no, if I was I'd be more scared shitless than excited😂

jesselingard we would be too if you TOLD US WHAT WAS HAPPENING

- marcusrashford we're really not enjoying this surprise atm

- lucylingard_ well I'm loving teasing you😉

katyamydean HAVE FUN!

- harrywinks you know what we're doing?😒

- katyamydean of course😋

"we're here!" the coach driver announced

"no we're not we're at a fucking farm" Jesse laughed

"nope this is it, come on lets go!" I exclaimed

"you've got to be kidding me Luce" John sighed "it's a fucking farm"

"if we're petting some farm animals I'm actually gonna be so pissed" Marcus shouted

"Rashy I can't even do that when I'm pregnant don't worry" I giggled "okay everyone stand around!"

"okay so I know this looks really weird but this is a pre-preview of Screamfest for us!" I told them

"you've got to be joking" Dele frowned

"don't worry it'll be a laugh" I smiled

"you know I hate stuff like this though!" he complained

"yeah but it's never as scary when you're with a massive group of people because you just make each other laugh" I chuckled

"this is gonna be so funny" Trent exclaimed

"see at least someone's excited" I said poking tongue out at Dele

"I wanna stand right next to Lucy to watch her shit herself" Jesse laughed

"oi mister" I pouted

"don't worry I still love you" he smiled giving me a kiss

"hey Lucy you know this sign says not recommended for pregnant people" Harry pointed out

"don't worry H I'm not gonna go on the strobe lighting ones and then I should be fine" I explained

"come on I wanna go to Demonica" Jadon shouted

"oh my god yes, it's the pitch black one it's gonna be so good" I squealed

"right in a line everyone!" one of the actors ordered

"Jess hold my hand" I told him

"I thought you were okay with this?" he questioned

"I am but I'm still gonna get scared" I giggled

"SHIT!" "OH MY GOD!" "WOAH!" "AHHH!"

"Lucy what the fuck that was so scary" Dele sighed when we came out

"but it was funny, did you hear Eric and Dele's screams" I laughed

"wait I thought that was you" Marcus chuckled

"nah she only jumped and swore she didn't scream" Jesse told them

"why are your guys screams so girly" Kyle teased

"shut up man" Eric frowned

"insomnia?" Ben suggested

"yeah come on!" I said grabbing Ben and Jesse's hands and running towards it

"I really didn't know you loved this stuff so much" Ben said

"I don't like rollercoasters so this is where I get my adrenaline rush" I explained

"right walk in that wardrobe boys" I giggled

"nah it's your turn to go in first" John said pushing me in

"fine by me you little pussies" I smirked before walking in 

"JESUS CHRIST!" I screamed when something jumped out at him

"woah!" John shouted stepping away from me "did you just pee yourself?" he asked me

"no of course not you idiot" I laughed "come on lets finish this one" I said carrying on walking

"lads there's a puddle on the floor watch out!" John warned the rest of the boys behind us

"okay what was that?" John questioned once we got out

"oh I think my waters broke" I told him

"what the fuck! Jesse! Lucy's in labour!" John panicked

"what!" the rest of the boys shouted

"calm down my waters broke in that one it's fine" I giggled

"isn't that really early?" Ben asked concerned

"only 3 weeks and with twins that's pretty normal" I told them

"well what are you still doing here? shouldn't you be going to the hospital?" Kyle questioned

"probably but I don't wanna leave" I pouted

"yeah but Luce we're not in Manchester we have to go if we're gonna make it back to our hospital in time" Jesse said

"but I don't have my hospital bag or anything" I sighed

"okay but seriously you're in labour right now and your not freaking out in pain" Jordan pointed out

"oh don't get me wrong it kills but freaking out's not gonna do much is it" I chuckled

"call Gareth he's at St George's Park the people there will know what to do" Harry suggested

"Gazza!" Jesse said down the phone when he picked up

"don't call me that Jesse" he laughed "what's up?"

"Lucy's gone into labour at the farm place and we don't really know what we should do" Jesse explained

"right get the coach back here right now and we'll figure something out on the way" he told us

"okay come on everyone on the coach!" I shouted