Adventurous Adventures of One Direction [script]

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[BLACK SCREEN]

Waitress [voice over]: Good morning. Y'all ready to order?

[SCENE OPENS ON THESE BITCHES BABEY]

Liam: I'll have the french toast please.

Louis: I'll have the sausage biscuit please!

Harry: I'll have the tacos please!

Louis: Harry!

Harry: What? It's my favorite food.

FUN FACT - Harry's favorite food: tacos. 

Louis: Tacos are not for breakfast!

Harry: They are now! Introducing (gets handed box of Tac-O's) Tac-O's! (pours Tac-O's into tortilla bowl) It's meat, cheese, and lettuce flavored O's in a tortilla bowl!

Louis: That's disgusting. 

Harry [pouring milk]: It even makes the milk taste like Tac-O's.

Liam: That's even disgusting-er. 

Harry: That's not even a word. 

Zayn [enters from right]: Hi guys!

Harry, Louis, and Liam: Hello Zayn!

Niall: Woah, new hairdo. 

Zayn: Yeah, whattya think?

[BRIEF MOMENT OF SILENCE]

Harry: It's uh... 

Niall: It's... quite steep. (pause) Bit like a ski-jump. (another pause) Which I guess is what you were goin for.

[SILENCE AGAIN AS ZAYN GLARES AT NIALL. SILENCE IS BROKE BY A BEEPING. LOUIS LIFTS HIS WRIST TO SHOW A WATCH]

Voice From Watch: 1D, come in 1D.

Louis: Oh look, a call from Psymon.

Psymon: It's an emergency boys. Report to 1D HQ ASAP.

Louis: No time for breakfast lads. The world needs our help.

[ALL OF THEM ZOOM UPWARDS, NIALL THE ONLY ONE LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE FUCKING SCREEN BECAUSE THAT'S NIALL. BURST OF LIGHT, THEN LIAM IN PURPLE, LOUIS IN RED, HARRY IN ORANGE, NIALL IN BLUE, AND ZAYN IN YELLOW SUITS. 'IIIIIIIiiIIII!! I WANNA SAVE YA!' IS HEARD AS CAMERA PANS OUT AND THE WORDS 'THE ADVENTUROUS ADVENTURES OF ONE DIRECTION' APPEAR]