Adventurous Adventures of One Direction [script]

im sorry i just find the picture so funny

[NEW SCENE SHOWS NIALL AND ZAYN STILL IN THE BOTTOM OF THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL, WHERE HARRY'S CRY CAN BE HEARD]

Niall: You hear that? Sounds like Liam and Harry are in trouble. 

[SCRATCHING SORT OF NOISE IS HEARD]

Zayn: You hear that?

[ZAYN AND NIALL LOOK UP AT ONE OF THE CHUTES WHERE THE NOISE IS COMING FROM. A TACO FALLS OUT AND LANDS ON THE PLATE ON THE BOX IN FRONT OF NIALL]

Niall: Ooo, yummy! I haven't eaten all day!

[SNIFFLING IS HEARD, THEN A COUGH]

Zayn: You hear that?

[CAMERA SHOWS THE CHUTE THAT THE TACO CAME OUT OF, WHERE SOMEONE BLOWING THEIR NOSE CAN BE HEARD. DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES, THEN A SNOT RAG GOES DOWN THE CHUTE AND LANDS ON TOP OF THE TACO]

Niall: Well I'm not eating that.

Zayn: Yeah I hear that. 

[SCENE CUTS BACK TO THE TORTURITORIUM WHERE LIAM AND NOW HARRY ARE BOTH TIED UP. GUARD 4, MAY, LORD FAPTAGUIES, AND GUARD 6 ARE ALL WATCHING]

Lord Faptaguise: Lower them in! Now you will meet your doom! And once the Wrathosphere passes through the dimensional gate, Earth will never see it's precious little pussycats again!

[BREAKING OF GLASS/CRASHING IS HEARD, AND CAMERA ZOOMS TO THE RIGHT TO SHOW LOUIS]

Louis: I don't think so!

Harry: Louis!

Louis: Harry!

Liam: Louis!

Louis: Liam!

May: Louis!

Louis: Who are you?

May: May.

Louis: May!

Harry: Louis!

Louis: Har-hey you already got one.

Harry: Hmph (pouts)

Louis [sighs]: Harry!

[HARRY SMILES]

Louis: And as for me, I got (camera zooms out to show...) a Pussy Magnetᵀᴹ!

Liam and Harry: Yes!

Lord Faptaguise and Guard 6: No!

May: Maybe! I am questioning my allegiance I am so confused!

Louis [holding the microphone]: Here goes! (clears throat) Well she was just seventeen! You know what I mean!

[CAMERA SHOWS LIAM AND HARRY SHARING A GLANCE WITH EACH OTHER BEFORE THE CAMERA GOES BACK TO LOUIS]

Louis: And the way she looked was way beyond compare!

[MACHINE DOTS START LIGHTING UP AS LOUIS SINGS]

Louis: So how could I dance with another! wOOOOOooOOOO

[AS LOUIS HITS THAT LAST NOTE, THE DOTS TURN RED AND START DECREASING]

Louis [panicking]: Wo-WOO! I can't hit that high note! WoOOoOO!

Lord Faptaguise: Seize him!

Louis: Woo-wOo-(gets grabbed by Guard 6) OOH!

Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOO!