Adventurous Adventures of One Direction [script]

y'all remember their ringtone they did? classic.

[NEW SCENE GOES BACK TO NIALL AND ZAYN, WHERE HARRY'S CRY CAN ONCE AGAIN BE HEARD]

Niall: Man they really need our help up there.

Zayn: The only way out is up. How do we get up there?

Niall [walking over to pile of trash on right]: Well there's this old skateboard (picks up this old skateboard) here, and I could pick up some speed going down this hill of rubbish. If only we had some sort of ramp...

[MICROWAVE TIMER IS HEARD AS NIALL SUDDENLY HAS AN IDEA. HE LOOKS AT ZAYNS HAIR]

Zayn: What?

[CAMERA SHOWS NIALL AT THE TOP OF THE PILE OF RUBBISH, SKATEBOARD IN ONE HAND, TACO IN THE OTHER]

Niall: Ready?

[CAMERA SHOWS ZAYN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PILE OF RUBBISH, SITTING ON THE FLOOR AGAINST A BIG CARDBOARD BOX]

Zayn [dejectedly]: Yeah.

Niall: One.. Two.. Three!!

[NIALL SKATES DOWN THE PILE OF RUBBISH, ZAYN'S HAIR ACTING AS A RAMP AND ALLOWING NIALL TO BE YEETED UP INTO THE CHUTE THAT THE TACO AND SNOT RAG CAME DOWN]

[SCENE SHOWS TORTURITORIUM AGAIN, NIALL SUDDENLY POPPIN OUT OF THE GARBAGE CHUTE THING. HARRY AND LIAM SAY  'WOAH' AT THE SAME TIME THAT LOUIS AND GUARD 6 SAY 'WHAT THE-']

Niall [sOOOOaAARIIN  FLLLYYYINNNG through the air on the skateboard]: Harry! Catch!

[NIALL TOSSES THE TACO UP TO HARRY, WHO GULPS THAT BABEY DOWN. SOME JAZZY MUSIC IS HEARD AS THE ROPES BREAK SHOWING HARRY WITH JACKED ARMS]

FUN FACT - Source of Harry's powers: tacos.

[HARRY GRABS ONTO THE ROPE THAT WAS HOLDING HIM AND SWINGS FROM IT, JUMPING AND LANDING NEXT TO GUARD 6. HE PUNCHES HIM IN THE JAW]

Guard 6 [flying into acid pit]: aAaAA!

Louis: Thanks Harry!

Harry: No sweat. Now how do you work this Pussy Magnetᵀᴹ?

Louis: It's supposed to be activated by a series of tones. Hitting the high note at the end is the key. If anyone can do it Harry, you can!

Harry: Awwww, Louis!

Louis: I mean it.

Harry: And I mean it when I say (holds up microphone and starts to sing) cAN We faAAAAAALLLLL ONE mORE tIIIIME? stOP THE taAAPPPeEe aND reWINNND (as he sings, the dots light up) OOOHHHHH AND IF YOU WALK AWAY

Louis: Harry! I think it's working! Keep going!

Harry: I KNOW I'LL FaAAde CAUSE tHERE IS NOOOOOooBODY ELLSEEEE ITS GOTTA BE yOoUUUu (buttons on the machine go EEEH and turn red as Harry DIDN'T hit the high note) YOU! (clears throat) ahem. Y-y-youu.

Louis: Oh no Harry you almost had it!

Harry: I can't hit that high note!

Lord Faptaguise: Haha! You have failed! The pussycats are mine!