[NEW SCENE SHOWS APRIL AND HARRY IN A STORE, APRIL WITH HER FINGER ON HARRY'S LIPS]
April: Don't speak Harry. Don't speak. (she removes her finger)
Harry: But I'm crazy about you!
April: I know Harry. But I must order now.
[THE CAMERA ZOOMS OUT AS APRIL TURNS AROUND AND WE SEE THEY ARE INSIDE A TACO SHOP]
April [to the Taco Cashier Dude Guy]: Three tacos please.
Taco Cashier Dude Guy: Hard or soft shell?
April [quiet gasp]: Oh. What do you think Harry?
Harry [ponders for a moment before speaking in words of wisdom]: Hard. A good shell is hard to find, and a hard shell is good to find.
April: Oh Harry, you always know what to say.
Harry: Hey, tacos are my favorite food!
FUN FACT - Harry's favorite food: tacos.
Harry: But you know, I've never been to a Taco Bell before.
[WE NOW KNOW THEY ARE INSIDE A TACO BELL. THANK YOU HAROLD]
April: You mean.. this is your first time?
Harry [nods]: Mhm.
April: Then.. you really must try the Nacho Bell Grande.
Harry: Well (turns to Taco Cashier Dude Guy) one Nacho Bell Grande please! Hey! What do you call a Bell Grande that isn't yours?
[APRIL STARES AT HIM]
Harry: Nacho Bell Grande! :D
[SILENCE AS HARRY :D 'S AT HIS JOKE. APRIL STARES AT HIM FOR A BIT BEFORE KICKING HIM IN THE BALLS]
Harry [falls to the ground]: OO!
April [to Taco Cashier Dude Guy]: Can we get those tacos to go please? We have a date... At the Wrathosphere!
[SCENE FADES TO SHOW THE WRATHOSPHERE JUST ROLLIN ALONG BB]
Guard One [voice over]: So.
[SCENE SHOWS THE TWO GUARDS IN FRONT OF THE CONTROL ROOM, NIALL AND ZAYN STILL IN BRAS AND SKIRTS]
Guard One: You two from around here?
Niall: Oh, no. I'm from Ireland. And Zayn is from a wee little town in England called (slight pause) Dumbhairshire.
Zayn: Niall! I will slap you silly.
Niall: Bring it!
[ZAYN SLAPS NIALL, AND NIALL SLAPS ZAYN. AS THEY CONTINUE TO SLAP EACH OTHER (is that how sex works?), NIALL'S BRA FALLS OFF, FOLLOWED BY ZAYNS; THEN ZAYN'S SKIRT FALLS OFF, FOLLOWED BY NIALL'S, LEAVING THE TWO IN THEIR UNDERWEAR]
Guard One: Hey!
[NIALL AND ZAYN HAVE STOPPED SLAPPING EACH OTHER]
Niall: Uh oh.
Guard Two: You're not cross dressers! You're just dressed up like cross dressers!
Niall: Uh, Zayn?
Zayn: Yeah Niall?
Niall: RUN! (Niall zoomy away)
[ZAYN FOLLOWS NIALL ZOOMY AWAY]
Guard One: Seize them!
[ZAYN IS RUNNING, AND WE SEE NIALL IN THE BACKGROUND IN AN ELEVATOR OF SORTS]
Niall [in said elevator of sorts]: Zayn, here! Let's take this elevator!
[ZAYN GETS IN THE ELEVATOR, THE GUARD JUST PEEKING AROUND THE CORNER. NIALL PRESSES THE BUTTON, AND THE FLOOR UNDERNEATH THE TWO BOYS OPENS AND THEY DROP DOWN]
Zayn and Niall: AAaaAAAAaAAaaaAoof!
[THE DOOR OF THE ELEVATOR CLOSES TO SHOW THE WORDS 'THANK YOU'. THE CAMERA PANS OUT TO SHOW A SIGN ABOVE THE ELEVATOR THAT READS 'GARBAGE CHUTE'. SO YEAH, NICE NIALL]
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Adventurous Adventures of One Direction [script]
Fanfictionyou ever get so bored that you just write the script to the adventurous adventures of one direction? yeah, me too