Adventurous Adventures of One Direction [script]

HaRrY shE'S fIvE!!!!!!!

[SAME SCENE AS LAST CHAPTER WITH EVERYTHING THE SAME, I JUST DIDN'T WANT THE PAGE TO BE SUPER LONG]

Harry [looking at machine then at Louis]: Louis! Hit me in the balls (opens legs slightly)

Louis: What?

Harry: Hit me in the balls!

Louis: No Harry I can't-

Harry: I can't be a Pussy Magnetᵀᴹ without you. Hit me... in the balls!

Louis: Harry, I only hit you in the balls when you deserve it. You know like, when you make an awful pun or something. 

[MOMENT OF SILENCE]

Harry: Hey, what do you call a Spanish toilet that weighs 2,000 pounds?

[LOUIS STARES AT HIM]

Harry: El Ton John! :D

[AFTER A SLIGHT PAUSE LOUIS HITS HARRY IN THE BALLS]

Harry [into microphone and clutching his balls]: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

[THE DOTS ON THE PUSSY MAGNETᵀᴹ LIGHT UP AND THE MACHINE STARTS CHARGING UP]

Niall: Harry it's working!

[HARRY CONTINUES TO SING AS THE MACHINE KEEPS POWERING. NEW SCENE SHOWS DETENTION BLOCK C, WHERE CATS ARE NOW BEING PULLED TOWARDS THE PUSSY MAGNETᵀᴹ]

The Fuck Ton of Cats [being yeeted towards the Pussy Magnetᵀᴹ]: MeWoemeowmeowmeowMroW

[SCENE NOW SHOWS THE TORTURITORIUM, HARRY STILL SINGING. THE CATS COME YEETING IN AND STICK ONTO THE MAGNET. ONCE THEY ALL ARE ON IT, HARRY STOPS]

Louis: Harry, you did it!

Harry: We did it! Niall, get Liam down and let's get out of here.

Lord Faptaguise [out of camera]: I don't think so!

[HARRY TURNS AROUND AND GASPS, AND WE SEE LORD FAPTAGUISE CHARGING UP A RAY GUN. SUDDENLY, MAY COMES TO THE RESCUE AND KNOCKS LORD FAPTAGUISE OVER THE HEAD, SENDING HIM DOWN]

Harry: April!

May: May. 

Harry: May! You did that for me?

May: Yes, I had to. Once you go Harry, you don't go... Y-y-y.. you don't.. you don't go..

[PAUSE]

Harry: Well you work on that bye (walks off)

May: Bye!