Adventurous Adventures of One Direction [script]

niall horan really just be chillin out in all our ears, huh?

[SCENE OF TWO GUARDS OUTSIDE CONTROL ROOM]

Zayn [voice over]: Woah! Those guards look dangerous. (camera pans out to show Zayn and Liam hiding behind a box, looking at the guards) I'm not so sure we can take them out.

Liam: Maybe you and Niall can distract them. You know, like, dress up as hot girls or something.

[ZAYN JUST STARES AT LIAM]

Liam: Oie mean, at least that works in cartoons. 

[ZAYN STILL JUST STARES AT LIAM]

Liam: What do you think Niall?

[CAMERA PANS TO SHOW NIALL IN A BLUE BRA AND SKIRT]

Niall: Already there. 

[SCENE SHOWS TWO GUARDS IN FRONT OF CONTROL ROOM. CAMERA PANS OUT TO SHOW NIALL IN BLUE BRA AND SKIRT AND ZAYN IN YELLOW BRA AND SKIRT]

Niall [flirty]: Hey there big boys.

Guard One: Woah, check it out!

[AS THEY'RE SPEAKING, LIAM IS SEEN IN THE BACKGROUND SNEAKING TOWARDS THE CONTROL ROOM]

Guard Two: Hubba hubba hubba!

Guard One: Nice! I love dudes in skirts!

[SCENE OF HARRY WALKING OUT OF MARMATIAN SWAMP INTO GREEN GRASS UWU]

Harry [huff of annoyance]: Like I need help getting pussycats out of the Wrathosphere! (another huff) I've been getting pussycats out of the Wrathosphere since I was a- woah. Baby. 

[CAMERA SHOWS TALL GIRL IN ALL YELLOW]

Tall Girl In All Yellow: Hey there big boy. 

Harry: ....... Hello. (slight pause) I'm Harry!

Tall Girl In All Yellow: April Okruschtiff. I'm a news reporter. I am doing a story on the missing pussycats.

Harry: Oh I'm.. I'm gonna save them!

April: You aRrRRrrRe? Oh you must be very brave!

Harry [in dreamlike state]: Mhmm I'm brave.

April: Well it sounds like we could help each other out. I would love to exchange fluidsEHEHEHEHEH I mean information. Perhaps over dinner?

[MOMENT OF SILENCE]

Harry [still in dreamlike state]: Okay.

April: How about some... Tacos?

[ANOTHER MOMENT OF SILENCE]

Harry [again, in the fucking dreamlike state]: Okay.