(Brendan and May are both geriatric old people in this story) One day Brendan was catching the Pokèmans on route 103 when his hawt crush May came up to him and said, "Hey, Bendy boy". Brendan was enticed by the young lass' flirtual behavior and said, "Bone Apple Tea" then they began making out and May said, "I love you like Gryogre loves beas." They then decided to go to Apple Headquarters to get AirPods. They went to Calaforny to Apple Headquarters. May burst in and said, "Give my bae AirPods" Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, said no so they had a Pokeguy battle. Brenoen sent out his Lv. 47 Pansong and May sent out a Lv. 100 cabbage. "That's an powerful Pokémon," said Brendon. "Let's make out afterwards. Pansong and cabbage winned against Tim's Lv 10^78 Mankey and aguired AirPods. Suddenly, Thanos came in and said, "I will am pasta grand dad" but May stabed Thanos with a gun and he died. Then Brednad and May made more babies than the human population.
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Pokémon Brendan x May - Sleep Deprived Writing
Hayran KurguHello, gamers, I wrote this story when I was sleep deprived, so expect these stories to be more incoherent than ones I usually post.
