King from another Era

Part 3

Habang nakaupo ako sa sofa ay nakita ko si Banana na lumabas nang CR.

He looks like an idiot dahil dahan dahan syang maglakad at tumitingin sya sa paligid at halata sa mukha nya ang pagiging curious. And he really looks like a thief while he's doing that.

"Will you please stop sneaking around like a stupid thief?" pag sisita ko sa kanya at sa sobrang gulat nya ay napaupo pa sya habang nanlalaki ang mga mga mata nya. He's obviously not used to his new surroundings yet.

Tinitigan nya ako at nangunot ang nuo nya then sinamaan nya ako nang tingin.

"How dare you address 'this' King as a thief! I should really cut your head off, you ugly peasant!" Sigaw nya at nagmadali syang lumapit sa akin para sampalin ako kaya agad akong lumayo.

"Try to slap me again and I'll throw you out of my house!" Pag babanta ko sa kanya kaya napatigil sya.

"You-you! I'll get back on you! Remember this day!" Sigaw nya at dahan dahan na naman syang nag lakad palapit sa akin na para bang any moment ay may papatay sa kanya.

He's also looking around curiously.

"C'mon King Banana!" Inis na sabi ko at hinila ko sya paupo sa sofa. We need to settle our matters first and I'm getting dizzy dahil paikot-ikot lang sya.

"How dare you lowly peasant! I'll cut your hands off too!" Sigaw nya at umakto na naman syang sasampalin ako kaya sinamaan ko sya nang tingin.

"When will you stop shouting at me? Can't we have a decent talk?" In the end ako din ang sumuko since I can't blame his attitude. He's a king after all.

"I'm going to poke your eyes out! You have the guts to meet this Kings gaze, peasant!" Pagbabanta na naman nya.

Why didn't they include in our history that he was a stubborn King?

"Fine, do whatever you want to do! But you can't hurt me since I'm currently your wife at this modern year." pag papaalala ko sa kanya. At konti nalang ay uusok na ang ilong nya sa sobrang galit.

"How dare you claim the position of being my Queen Consort!" Sigaw nya na naman habang nakaturo pa sa akin.

It's obvious that he's not listening to me at all. He didn't even get my point.

"Shut it Shoddy Banana. Wala ka sa Oink Era so stop acting like an arrogant King that you really are" This made him finally stop talking but he's still glaring at me.

"Whether you like it or not, I'm your wife at this modern year so you better treat me like one. I'll personally teach you the things that you needed to know in this Era. And please don't act like a deranged man when someone else is around." I'm really thankful na hindi ako ipinanganak sa Oink Era or else I'll be dead a thousand times already!

I do need to educate him since I have a name that I'm taking care of. I don't want to be embarrassed in public just because he's acting strange.

"What an annoying ugly peasant! How dare you shout at this King!" Sigaw nya na naman at tumayo sya sa sofa. Did I seriously think that he will finally stop shouting and start to talk to me in a calm manner? I must be out of my mind.

"You're just a mere Peasant so you better know your place!" Dagdag pa nya.

"Oh my gosh! I'm done talking to you! You're infuriating to talk with!" Sigaw ko sa sobrang pagka inis at sinipa ko ang coffee table na malapit sa akin.

Tumalikod ako sa kanya at hinanap ko yung remote nang TV. I don't want to talk to him again!

"Peasant! How dare you turn your back at this King!" Sigaw nya na naman but this time hindi ko na lang sya pinansin. But from time to time ay sinisilip ko sya only to find out na tumatalon talon sya sa sofa at halatang nag i-enjoy sya dahil malambot iyon.

Oh right, hindi pa sya nakaupo sa ganyan kalambot na sofa dahil ang upuan nila dati ay wood lang na nilagyan nang tela.

I switched the TV on at agad naman syang tumalon pababa nang sofa at tumakbo sya palayo sa akin.

"I knew it! You're a witch! You're using a black magic! You should really die! How dare you imprison those people in that box!" Sigaw nya na naman at kinuha nya yung malapit na vase sa kanya at ibinato nya ito sa akin.

I'm really thankful that my reflexes were quick and I dodged on time.

(A/N: When Shoddy address himself as "THIS KING" then it's not a typo. I intended to write it like that cause it's a formal way for him to addressed his self as a king himself. Please take note of this. Thank you!")