King from another Era

part 16

We stayed at the hospital that night and the doctor even asked us what we eat and such  so I told them that I put an entire bottle of Lashativ on the water that we both drink.

Of course, Gashin was fuming mad at me and she even slapped me twice when we were back at our home.

"How dare you! I'm going to put Lashativ on your food from now on!" pagbabanta ko sa kanya kabang nakahawak ako sa pisngi ko.

"It's Laxative and please stop it Banana! Ipapasyal na lang kita sa amusement park!" she sighed heavily while frowning at me.

I looked at her and I sneezed.

"Did you take a bath? You're making me sneeze, Peasant!" I accused her at inilapit ko ang mukha ko sa armpit nya at inamoy ko iyon  and she freaking pinched me!

"You're the one who's lazy to take a bath"

"That's true that's why you need to take care of me" I pinched her back and she slapped me again! "Stupid ugly peasant! How dare you hurt this King! I should really cut your head off!" I shouted then I sniffed.

"Little Banana was crying again. Come on, I'll make it up to you" sabi nya then hinila nya na ako papunta ss bathroom para paliguan.

"Will you make me happy and will you give me lots of money?" I asked then I run out of the bathroom and I hide under her bed.

"Oh my god Banana! Where the hell are you? Why do you keep on running naked at my house!" I heard her shout and I laughed.

"I'm hiding! You should find me! Let's play hide 'n seek!"

"Get your ass in here and I'll give you lots of candies" I can feel that she's annoyed.

"I don't want candies! I want to eat your lipbalm! The peach flavored one" I answered at lumabas na ako para kuhain ang lipbalm nya. That thing taste fine and I like it. I saw her holding my clothes kaya lumapit ako sa kanya at binihisan nya ako kaagad.

"Here, what are going to do with my lipbalm?" Sabi nya at ibinigay nya sa akin ang lipbalm nya.

"Of course, Im going to eat it" sagot ko and I took a bite at her lipbalm and I munched it happily.

"You're a freak!" She muttered at hinila nya na ako pasakay sa metallic box.

"Peasant, This King forgot to bring coconut! This is your fault!" I shouted and I looked at the window of the moving metallic box. Oh! I suddenly remembered the ugly guy who tried to steal my Ugly Queen Consort. "Who the hell is that ugly guy back then?" I glarred at her and I licked her lipbalm.

"My boyfriend" simpleng sagot nya.

"He's ugly and he looks like a beggar. You're better off without him" that ugly bastard makes me freaking irritated!

"And you're a freak. Are you jealous little Banana?" She mocked me kaya isinubo ko kaagad sa kanya ang lipbalm na dinidilaan ko.

"This King won't be jealous over that flimsy ugly guy and besides why would I be? You're my Queen Consort already and he's nothing but a piece of trash" I saw her bag beside her kaya kinuha ko ito at pinakialaman ko.

"Right. Don't be jealous to him because I'm willing to take care of you as my husband. But then, he's still my boyfriend after all before you appeared in here"

"You're not pretty so it's better if you cut your connection to him. I, Shoddy Banana was a King and my Queen Consort shouldn't tarnish my reputation. You, 'Gashin' Banana shouldn't have an affair with other men. Stupid peasant! You should respect our marriage!" inis na sabi ko and I saw her rectangular pocket! This pocket of her have lots of money!

"This King wants your rectangular pocket! From now on, this thing will be mine" I decided to get this rectangular pocket so that I could have lots of money! I saw the small black and gold rectangular cards and I give it back to her.

"Fine, I'll try to talk to Aaron about our marriage. And why did you give my cards back? You can have it" sabi nya at ibinigay nya ito sa akin pero hindi ko kinuha.

"I don't want those things" sabi ko at ibinalik ko ulit iyon. Damn! This stupid peasant tricked me! I forgot that we were about to make a heir! "Peasant Monkey! You owe me a heir!" Hinila ko sya at niyakap.

"You're clingy, Banana" inis na sabi nya at lumayo sya sa akin "Forget about that for the mean time. Let's focus on our date. It's my duty as your wife to make you happy, right?" Dahil sa sinabi nya ay agad nag init ang mga pisngi ko at namula.

"Damn right! This King wants you to get me a huge octopus toy and this King will be happy" I said as a matter of fact and I pointed at the cute human size octopus toy that was hanging on a little house.

"But that's a freaking prize! We need fifty thousand points to get that stuff toy!" She complained and I sniffed and I looked at her with a teary eyes. Damn!

"Then get me that big wheel! That's interesting and this King wants to own it"

"That's a Ferris Wheel, stupid Banana" sabi nya at hinawakan nya ang kamay ko. This peasant monkey was getting more audacious! I knew it! She really wants to eat a Banana like me! How disgusting!

"Then I want the octopus and the wheel! Get me those things! I'll cry if you don't give it to this king!" Pamimilit ko pa at umupo ako sa sahig.

"Bilhin nalang natin kaya itong  amusement park? I'm rich and I can buy this" Suggest nya pa kaya humiga na ako sa sahig at nag sisigaw.

"I don't want this whole park! I only want those two things that I've mentioned!" I shouted and I started to crawl like a handsome king of worms. Why would she even buy a useless place like this?

"Oh my gosh Banana! Tumayo ka nga jan!" Sigaw nya at hinila nya ako patayo "I can't get it for you kung mag lalaro ako and you don't even want me to buy it for you. You have a real octopus pet at our house and that's enough. Bibilhan na lang kita nang ice cream"

"What's an Ice cream?" Tanong ko naman habang hinihila nya ako at tumigil kami sa maliit na bahay? Is this a house? Its freaking small!

"This is an ice cream shop"

"It looks like a poop" I said as a matter of fact as I pointed at the yellow and brown colored one "I don't want that! This King doesn't eat things like that!" I said and I saw a little boy licking an ice cream kaya inagaw ko ang ice cream sa kanya at umiyak sya.