King from another Era

part 23

**SHODDY's POV**

"Banana, let's go. Nandito na tayo" tawag sa akin ni Gashin at kinuha nya sa akin ang cellphone nya kaya mas nainis ako. Bumaba ako sa metallic box na sinakyan namin and I noticed na madaming tao dito and we're in a field.

Do they have a horse in here? This place was good for riding a horse!

"I hate everyone" I said as a matter of fact. I don't need someone else because I already have a Peasant Monkey in my life and she's enough for me. And what are we even here for?

"Undoubtedly" pag sang ayon naman ni Gashin at may lumapit saamin na matanda. Tinitigan nya muna si Gashin bago sya nakipagkamay. I'm sure his hands were full of bacteria!

"Oh, the famous Goshen LaVonne finally let her husband have a public appearance" tatawa tawang sabi nito kaya hinila ko kaagad palayo sa kanya si Gashin. Damn it! I should really get my self a sword! Tumingin sya sa akin and that's when my patience snapped.

"How dare you meet this Ki-" hindi ko na natapos ang sasabihin ko dahil hinalikan ako ni Gashin and I'm too busy kissing her back kaya nawalan ako nang ganang sungitan yung matanda.

"Don't mind my husband. He's not in the mood at the moment dahil maaga ko syang ginising kanina kaya he's still grumpy and unapproachable" paghingi nang paumanhin ni Gashin.

"Hey! You should kiss me again! I like it when you kissed me! It makes my heart beat so fast!" Reklamo ko at hindi na ako pinansin ni Gashin. This Peasant was clearly getting more audacious!

"I see, he's clearly smitten to you!" Muling usal nang matanda kaya napasimangot ako. "So, does he have any business? What does he do for a living? Is he rich or he's just someone you picked up with no use at all? And I heard that you're on a honeymoon vacation, is that true?" Tanong pa nya and it makes me want to punch him. He doesn't know his place and I think I need to break his bones first so that he will leave us alone! I want to get many kisses from my Queen Consort!

"Stop asking him questions or else I won't be held responsible if my husband puched you to death" I smirked after I heard my very own Peasant Monkey retorted to that ugly old man because it's clear that my Peasant Monkey was also not in the mood to talk to an ugly old man like him. That's my girl! "And I told you that he's not in the mood today so stop pissing him off. I don't want him to be upset because he will surely cry" dagdag pa ni Gashin kaya agad nawala ang ngisi ko.

"How rude! You speak like a real Peasant" I commented at siniko nya ako kaya napasigaw ako sa sakit. Damn! I didn't expect it and it hurts like hell! "You've broke my ribs. I'm going to die!" tumingin ako sa kanya and I sniffed.

"See? He's a crybaby" nakasimangot na sabi ni Gashin at hindi ko na sya pinansin since I'm upset.

"You have many leisure time at your disposal"

"Oh come on, Mrs. Banana! I'm already rich so I don't need to work" pagmamayabang nang matanda.

I think his belly fats was bigger than his own knowledge.

"I disagree with your flimsy reasoning. Even Kings do need to work in order for his kingdom to grow and stay in peace. While you, a mere commoner who was blessed enough to have a coin on his pocket needs to work too. Your business wouldn't run on it's own and if you continue bragging about your money I assure you that your business will crumble within a year" I contradicted him and I hugged my woman.

She have the most smoothest skin and It makes me want to lick her! "Peasant! It seems like your breast was getting fatter! Don't eat too much or else you won't be able to carry your breast" I commented habang nakatitig ako sa boobs nya.

What a jiggly big round thing. Did she ate a ball or a watermelon and it went directly at her breast?

"Stupid Banana! Why are you pocking my breast in front of so many people!" Inis na sabi nya at sinamaan nya ako nang tingin.

"I'm just wondering how did you manage to make your breast grow bigger"  she fucking slapped me so hard that it makes me want to cry! This ugly Peasant was rude to me!

"I hate to admit it but you're clever than what I thought, young man. You knew how to handle a business" sabat naman nang matanda "and it seems like your not getting enough on your honeymoon" napatawa pa sya at napailing.

"In my opinion, he's just perverted King who likes to throw a tantrums" masungit na sabi ni Gashin.

"It's your fault! You didn't allow me to consumate my marriage with you! And should I remind you that you still need to give me a heir? We should sleep together from now on" I glared at the old man and I hugged my Queen Consort again.

Why the hell does he keep on looking at my woman? This Peasant Monkey was my wife and she's mine alone! Damn it! He's lucky because I forgot to bring a toothpick so I couldn't poke his eyes out of there socket!

"Stop starring at my Queen Consort or else I'll beat you to death! I know she's pretty but she's my wife and you're an ugly old man so back the fuck off before I volunteer to rotate your head in three hundred sixty degrees angle!" I shouted and I hide my Peasant girl at my back.

"Oh, I see. You're a jealous man" muli na naman itong tumawa and I suddenly have the urge to strangle him "Why don't we make a bet? We're on a shooting range so let's see who gets the highest score" mayabang na usal nito at tinapik tapik nya ako sa balikat.

Did he just freaking transferred his bacteria to me? I raised my hand to punch him pero pinigilan ako ni Gashin.

"Calm down Banana" she comforted me and I look pitifully on her while putting on the best act that I could do.

"But he touched this King with those filthy old hands" pag rereklamo ko and I sniffed again.

"Don't pout little Banana. Here, just spray some alcohol for the mean time at maligo ka nalang pag uwi natin" pinunasan nya ang luha ko and I grin. Kinikilig ako damn it!

Nagulat naman ako nang may ibinigay sa akin yung matanda na maliit na bagay. It's slightly heavy and it's also a metal.

It's the black stick that I saw on the war strategy movie that I watched!

"What will I do with this?" I held it in my hands and isusubo ko na sana ito kaso muli na naman akong pinigilan ni Gashin.

"Don't point the gun at your freaking mouth, stupid Banana!" She shouted and she grabbed the "gun" from me "and you! Old man, don't give my husband this kind of things! He doesn't know how to use this!" She shouted at the old man too so I laughed at the old man.

Yeah, he was scolded by my woman and I like it! "Stop laughing stupid Banana or else I'll slap you too! You almost get your self killed! And the gun was loaded for freaks sake!" Dagdag pa nya kaya inagaw ko yung "gun" na hawak nya.

"Why are you scolding me! It's not my fault! I should really cut your head off ugly Peasant!" I shouted and I throw the gun away.

"Oh come on Goshen! It's just a bet. Don't you trust your husband? And theres no such thing as 'he doesn't know how to use a gun'. Nakakita naman na sya nang baril diba? Or he's an ignorant man that came from a mountain or such? Just teach him how to use it. I have a feeling that you got your self a fool husband that's why you didn't made your marrige in public!" Mayabang at mapanuksong usal nito at sinindihan nya ang stick na hawak nya and he puffed some smoke from it. I sighed and I turned my attention to my woman. I'm done wasting my time talking with that old man.

Ipinasok ko sa bulsa nang dress ni Gashin ang kamay ko and she pulled my hands out of her dress. Im hungry! I need to eat something! This Peasant doesn't take good care of me! Where did she put her lipbalm anyway?