"What are you doing peasant? Why aren't you cleaning my body!" Reklamo nya.
On our lesson back then, They included the fact that King Shoddy Banana was pampered to the core. So what he's doing right now was basically a normal thing for him to do. But, I'm not used to this! Napipilitan lang akong paliguan at bihisan sya since he's going to throw a tantrum again.
"Why don't you clean it by your self" inis na sagot ko naman sa kanya pero sinungitan nya lang ako.
"I don't want! It's your duty to clean it!" Pag susungit pa nya at inilagay nya sa ulo ko si coconut at sakto namang may nag doorbell.
"Who is that?" Nagtatakang tanong ni Banana.
"Maybe your stuffs has arrived already" simpleng sagot ko at tinitigan ko sya. He tilted his head to the side like an adorable dog.
"Oh" wala sa sariling usal nya at nagulat ako nang bigla syang tumakbo palabas sa bathroom!
"Oh my gosh, Banana! Come back here!" Sigaw ko at tumakbo din ako para habulin sya. He better not open the door! For freak's sake! He's still naked! Bakit ba napaka bilis nyang tumakbo?
Pagbaba ko sa hagdan ay nakita ko syang nagsa-sign nang documents kaharap ang delivery guy.
Oh, right. He can freely use his name and sign at any documents kahit wala syang pera dahil "Asawa" ko sya kaya lahat nang kailangan bayadan ay mababayadan dahil "Ako" na asawa nya din ay may pera naman!
"Banana, Come here! Bibihisan kita!" Sigaw ko sa kanya at sinamaan ko sya nang tingin.
"Don't command this King, Peasant Monkey!" Sigaw nya din sa akin "Don't mind her, She just want to stare at my body" dagdag pa nya habang nakikipag usap duon sa nag deliver nang mga gamit.
Oh gosh! This is embarrassing! How could he say that! Namumula na nga ang mukha nung nag deliver eh!
"Paki ayos na lang yang mga gamit" utos ko at ipinasok na nila iyon. Ini-utos din ni Shoddy na lahat nang iyon ay ilagay sa room namin. At ini-utos nya din na lahat nang mga tinanggal na gamit sa kwarto namin ay itapon na.
He turned our room into something that could somehow resemble a vintage room. An extremely luxurious room at that.
Oh, and he even have a three banana fruit human sized pillow.
"Mag bihis ka na!" Sigaw ko na naman sa kanya but he just freaking shrugged at tumakbo na naman sya papasok sa kwarto namin!
"Banana!" Sigaw ko at sinundan ko na naman sya.
"I remember that you told me that You, A lowly Peasant Monkey are my Queen Consort so I want you to consumate our marriage" he declared at kinuha nya ang laptop ko then he turned it upside down. "How does this thing works? I want to watch your modern war strategy " sabi nya at ibinigay nya sa akin ang laptop ko.
Kinuha ko ang laptop and I search some war themed movie for him to watch and other documentaries.
Anyway, I admit na napaka ganda nang katawan ni Banana. He even have a perfect handsome face.
**SHODDY's POV**
What kind of a sorcery is this? I'm confused with what I'm watching. There's a lot of square metallic box and a lot of circular things that explodes when they light a tiny wire on it. Some were a metal looking thing and they would just pull something out of it then throw and it will explode immediately!
Where's the horses?
Where's the swords and the arrows?
There's also this different varieties of black metallic stick with a seed inside then it that could kill a person even in a long distance. It resembles an arrow but it's more complicated to look at.
"That peasant Monkey!" I muttered as I continue to watch the persons in the box.
I don't even know anything at their war! I don't want to watch this!
"Peasant! Get your ass over here! Change this! I don't want to watch this confusing thing! I want to watch a war with the horses and swords on it!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. Where is that stupid peasant! How dare she make this King wait for a peasant like her!
Anyway, That peasant was currently my Queen Consort so I better treat her like one. But I forgot her name!
"I want to watch battle strategies!" I shouted again. That peasant monkey should teach me how to use this box! "This King will die out of boredom" I muttered as I keep on scratching my head while Coconut was lying on my stomach.
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King from another Era
Historical FictionHe's not supposed to exist in the modern year and yet, He's here, struggling to understand everything in his new surroundings. With his silly antics and never ending arguments, he turned my whole life upside down. He, A king from another Era which h...