King from another Era

Part 10

"Why do you keep on shouting again?" biglang usal nang asawa ko. I glared at her and I throw a pillow at her. This peasant really know how to pissed me off!

"That thing was confusing but I want one of those massive metallic box that could make everything explode" lumapit ako sa kanya at inilagay ko sa ulo nya si Coconut. This peasant was tiny! She looks like my child rather than my wife!

"A tank? You definitely can't have one of those" she frowned at me and I nodded. I'm going to stole one of those if I get a chance to see it personally.

"What's your name again, Monkey?" Tanong ko and I ruffled her hair 'till it turn messy like a birds nest.

"Goshen LaVonne" sagot nya at kinuha nya si Coconut sa ulo nya at nilagay nya ito sa jar.

"Gushin" tawag ko sa kanya. Well, it's wierd to address her by her real name.

"It's GOSHEN, not gushin" pag tatama nya sa akin.

"Gowsheyn"

"GOSHEN!"

"Goshin"

"No! It's G-O-S-H-E-N"

"GASHEN"

"GO-SHEN"

"GASHIN"

"It's Goshen" muling pagtatama nya sa akin so I frowned at her.

"It's hard to pronounce your name! This King suggest that you should change your name" inis na sabi ko sa kanya while mentally repeating how to pronounce her name properly.

"It's not that hard to pronounce. You just have a different accent"

"Whatever! From now on this King will address you as Peasant Monkey. It suits you well" I declared kaya lumapit sya sa akin at pinitik nya ang ilong ko!

"How dare you lowly peasant! How could you hurt this King like that!" Sigaw ko at sasampalin ko na sana sya but she freaking pinched it!

I looked at her then I sniffed.

**GOSHEN's POV**

Oh, this arrogant King will cry already.

"Why do you keep on sniffing?" I mean, he looks cute when he's doing that but it makes me feel guilty!

"You always bully this King" sagot nya naman at naluha na sya. Tinitigan ko sya and it looks like he will continue crying kaya kinuha ko ang laptop ko at pinanuod ko na lang sya nang Historical movie at tinuruan ko na din sya kung paano gamitin iyon.

"Mag bihis ka dahil pupunta tayo sa company ko. Kailangan ko pang mag trabaho and I can't leave you alone here because you might destroy my house" utos ko sa kanya pero hindi nya ako pinansin and he just fucking scratched his nose!

"Hey peasant! Come here and scratch my nose! It feels so itchy!" Reklamo nya at umayos pa talaga sya nang higa at ipinagpatuloy nya na ang panunuod.

"What the hell is wrong with you! Are you nuts!" Sigaw ko sa kanya pero binato nya lang ako nang unan! This stupid son of a bitch!

"Peasant Monkey! I will stab you with this!" Sigaw nya sabay wave nang isang pencil "kapag hindi mo ako tinulungan kamutin ang ilong ko!"

"Fine! Kakamutin ko and after that magbihis kana, Okay? Kailangan pa kitang ipakilala kay daddy!" Pag suko ko dahil late na kami. Wala namang mali dahil he's my husband as of now. Kaya lumapit ako sa kanya at kinamot ko ang ilong nya.

"Peasant Monkey! Paliguan mo na ulit ako" sabi nya at tumayo sya then kinuha nya si Coconut at tumakbo na ulit sya papasok sa bathroom!

Damn it! It seems like I'm freaking babysitting a child!

"Peasant! I want many bubbles in my head and put some bubbles in the bathtub too!" Utos nya habang buhat nya ang octopus nya.

"Calm down Banana! Nababasa ako!" Inis na sabi ko dahil pinaglalaruan nya yung tubig.

"You're a banana too! I'm Shoddy Banana and you're Peasant Banana!" Sabi nya at lumusong na sya sa bathtub. Kumuha ako nang toothbrush at ibinigay ko iyon sa kanya.

"Brush your teeth!" Utos ko but he freaking glared at me!

"Don't command this King, Peasant! Ikaw na lang ang mag toothbrush sa akin" utos nya rin at hinila nya ang kamay ko then he freaking bite me!

"Oh my gosh! It hurts! Fine! Ako na ang mag tu-toothbrush sayo!" Sigaw ko at tumawa naman sya.

"Ahh~" sabi nya habang nakabuka ang bibig nya at lumapit sya sa akin then nilagay nya si Coconut sa ulo ko.