"Where did that King went?" I muttered habang hinahanap ko si Banana. Napadaan kasi kami sa masyadong matao na part nang mall at bigla na lang syang nawala.
I'm not worried about his safety since this mall was only for extremely wealthy people and the security here was high but I'm worried since hindi pa naman sya sanay sa modern era and I'm worried that he might do something embarrassing again.
Bumalik ako sa mga nadaanan namin and after looking for a while, I found him on the appliances store.
He's fast asleep on a king sized fluffy bed and he even have a fluffy fur blanket.
"Well, I'm worried for nothing" nakahinga ako nang maluwag since he didn't cause a scene.
Of course, he can sleep comfortably in the bed that they were selling. No one would even dare to scold him since only wealthy people could enter this mall. They were even kind enough to lend him a blanket.
"How is he?" tanong ko sa mga staff na nagbabantay sa kanya and I'm not even shocked to see the manager looking out for him, personally.
"Madame, your husband was perfectly fine. We catered to every single whims of his." magalang na sagot nya at tumango naman ako. I'm sure that Shoddy enjoyed their service.
"Shoddy!" Tawag ko sa kanya but he didn't even respond to me. He even have the guts to snuggle more comfortably on the blanket kaya naman bahagya ko syang tinapik.
"Leave me alone!" he murmured.
"We're going home, Banana!" inis na sabi ko and this time mas nilakasan ko na ang pag tapik sa kanya.
Dahan dahan naman syang umupo and he rubbed his eyes gently.
"Oh, you're finally here peasant. Look at this servants, they recommended me some luxurious things that is fit for a king" masayang sabi nya. This stupid Banana was clearly enjoying himself! And what servant? They were a salesman!
"C'mon Shoddy! Uwi na tayo!" Inis na sabi ko pero sinimangutan nya lang ako at umiling-iling pa sya.
"Fine, But first you should pay for the things that I bought" sabi nya at itinuro nya ang napakaraming gamit. Every single items that he chose was covered with a fur and it looks extremely luxurious.
Now that he's sitting down, napansin ko na ang suot nya. He's not wearing the shirt that I bought him. He's now wearing a fur coat and other expensive items.
With him being lazy as hell, siguradong initusan nya lang ang mga tao dito para bilhin ang mga iyon. Of course, I need to pay all the things that he bought.
He really knows how to spend too much.
Sa buong byahe namin pauwi ay naging tahimik lang si Banana. Busy sya sa paglalaro kay Coconut kaya hindi ko na sya pinansin hanggang sa makauwi na kami.
"Where's my stuff?" Tanong nya at sinamaan nya ako nang tingin.
"Dadating din ang mga yun mamaya so umakyat kana muna sa taas at maligo kana" nauna na ako dahil kailangan ko pang mag luto habang naliligo pa si Banana.
Nang nakahain na ang lahat ay wala pa si Shoddy kaya naman naisip ko na puntahan na sya.
"Banana?" Tawag ko sa kanya kaso walang sumagot kaya naman ay kumatok na lang ako kaso walang nag bukas.
Naisipan ko na pumasok na lang to check if something happened to him and I saw him in the bathtub! "Oh my gosh!" Wala sa sariling usal ko at agad akong tumakbo palapit sa kanya at tinanggal ko sa mukha nya ang alaga nyang octopus!
"Why the hell did you get Coconut! Give her back to me peasant!" Sigaw ni Banana then he glared at me. It looks like isinabay nya din talaga sa pag ligo ang alaga nya.
"But Banana, look at your nose! It looks like you have a freaking hickey on your nose" Paliwanag ko sa kanya. Ano na lang ang iisipin nang mga tao kapag nakita nila ang ilong ni Banana?
Nag karoon kasi nang red mark sa nose nya dahil sa suction cup sa galamay nang alaga nya!
"Who cares? This King was handsome and hot" sagot nya naman at hindi ko maiwasang mapatitig sa matangos nyang ilong na parang may hickey!
"Fine! Whatever. Bilisan mo na at kakain na tayo!" Inis na sabi ko at aalis na sana ako kaso muli nya na naman akong tinawag.
"Peasant! Help this King to wear those ugly clothes that you've bought!" Utos nya at walang hiya hiyang tumayo sya at umalis sa bathtub then he put the freaking octopus at his head. "Stop drooling peasant Monkey at the sight of my body" mayabang na sabi nya at lumapit sya sa akin. I rolled my eyes saka ako kumuha nang towel para punasan sya.
Kings at the past era was used to being served by their servants. That's why hanggang sa pag bibihis at pag punas sa sarili ni Banana ay hindi nya magawa. Yes, pinag awayan na namin ito last week dahil ayaw nyang maligo kapag hindi ko sya pinaliguan at hindi din daw sya mag bibihis kapag hindi ko sya binihisan.
"Oh, I forgot to mention that I didn't clean my self. I just lay at the bathtub while waiting for you to serve me, Peasant. So you better get the smelly thing that you always put at my hair and wash me up" dagdag pa nya kaya sinamaan ko sya nang tingin and he arrogantly smirked at me!
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King from another Era
Historical FictionHe's not supposed to exist in the modern year and yet, He's here, struggling to understand everything in his new surroundings. With his silly antics and never ending arguments, he turned my whole life upside down. He, A king from another Era which h...