You know? You die, you go to St. Peter:
"Did you believe in dinosaurs?"
"Well, yeah. There were fossils everywhere. (trapdoor opens) Aaaaarhhh!"
"You fuckin' idiot! Flying lizards? You're a moron. God was fuckin' with you!"
"It seemed so plausible, aaaaaahh!"
"Enjoy the lake of fire, fucker!"
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jokes and revelations on religion from bill hicks
HumorBill Hicks preformed many jokes about religion and formed various revelations and shared many different views on the subject. Bill wasn't a man to tell people what to do or how to think, in fact he was entirely against it. In his own words "i don't...
