"Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross, man? "Ow." Maybe that's why he hasn't shown up yet. That would be like going up to JFK with a sniper necklace."
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jokes and revelations on religion from bill hicks
HumorBill Hicks preformed many jokes about religion and formed various revelations and shared many different views on the subject. Bill wasn't a man to tell people what to do or how to think, in fact he was entirely against it. In his own words "i don't...
The Cross
"Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross, man? "Ow." Maybe that's why he hasn't shown up yet. That would be like going up to JFK with a sniper necklace."