The Life of Peter Parker

The one with Sam and Bucky [Part 1]

Peter was having a great day. Really. He got enough sleep, he was happy and nothing could stop him today. Well maybe a surprise visit of two avengers at his school could.

When Peter woke up he felt contend. He hadn't felt so good in a long time. He jumped into the shower, dressed and went to the kitchen. He saw Aunt May reading a newspaper while sipping on her coffee. "Mornin'", he greeted her before kissing her on the forehead. He hummed a song while making breakfast. Aunt May looked him up and down and smiled while saying: "What's gotten you in such a good mood today, Pete... Not that I'm complaining". Peter sat down next to her and started eating. "I really don't know. I just feel like today's gonna be good, y'know?" Aunt May smiled at him. She kissed his cheek and then she went to work. Peter took the subway and smiled while entering the school.

In school he sort of got a bad vibe but he ignored it for the sake of his amazing day. He went to his locker and greeted Ned with their secret handshake. When he closed his locker, Mj was standing right next to him. She wanted to scare him but was rather scared herself when he scooped her up into his arm and did a little spin-around. He sat her down and Mj shot Ned a questioning look. Ned just shrugged and they went to their first class, Chemistry, together. What noone knew was that two pair of eyes had seen the interaction.

Peter nearly bounced in his seat. He was just so damn happy. The teacher said that for 15 minutes they're gonna be answering some questions and for the rest of the schoolday some pretty important people were coming so they had to meet at the gym room. Peter was even more excited. His hand shot up at every question and the teacher was just happy to see her favourite student was still on track. She had noticed the months before he was always exhausted and sleep deprived so he just let him be. As long as his monthly tests were alright she'd let him rest in at least her class.

After those 15 minutes they went as planned into the gym room. Their class was the first to arrive so they settled down in the very front of the room. In the middle of the second row there were Ned, Peter and Mj. When all the classes were in, the lights dimmed and two people got to the little stage the school built. They sat down on the sofa and then the stage got bright. That was when Peter's good mood vanished. Of course the only two avengers which he thought didn't like him were on that stage. Sam and Bucky. God, he didn't even know what he did to them that they always, and when I say always I mean ALWAYS, made fun of him. He sank a bit to the floor but they already caught his face. Damn, he was screwed.

At the beginning everything was fine. They talked about being an avenger, yes Bucky was one now, and what it was like living together with the other heroes. Sam and Bucky told funny stories about all the avengers, except of Spiderman aka Peter. Peter let out a breath he didn't know he was holding. "They've told a story about everyone now. Can you believe they didn't embarass m...". Yup, Peter jinxed it, because right then they started talking. The story that he knew they would have told and now did.

Sam saw Peter's relieved face but no, he wasn't going to let him off the hook. "So I've got one more story of our latest aquaintance", he said while the room was filled with murmurs. The students didn't know there was another avenger. "For starters, he's not an avenger. He's a 15 year old idiot that goes by the name Peter. Peter Parker. Any of you know him?" All the heads turned to Peter, who just looked like a kicked puppy. "Y'know the puppy dog eyes might work on Tony and Steve and i dunno Wanda but not with us. We're gonna tell the story for what you did to us in Germany", Bucky said. So that's why they hated him. He kicked both of their asses.

"You see, Peter Parker, the literal embodiment of optimism, has a dark side. But not the 'Fear him he's gonna kill you with his powers' more like 'Fear him you might die from laughter'. Yep that's what happened to us. Lucky we're still alive y'know because the daily dose of Peter Parker's dumbness is nearly too much. The secret why we have abs? No it's not from working out, no it's not from crime fighting, it's from laughing at our youngling. Buck, you wanna tell the story?" Sam said. By now everyone was listening to every word that was being said. Flash shot Peter an amused smile. But an evil one.

"It was that time of the month again when smol bean Parker needed his sugar or he would be a cranky little boy. He nearly inhaled a box of sugar. Long story short: The sugar made him crazy, he fought Steve and got him down in like a second, then he got Tony a broken arm, Wanda a broken ankle, Nat a broken rib and Clint's nose was bleeding like a waterfall. After he did this, the sugar slowly wore off. He didn't really remember what he did until we told him. That was when he peed himself, cried like a baby and vomited all over the place. Then he tried jumping out a closed window, broke his nose and knocked himself out. In summary, he's just a baby", Bucky finished.

Literally anyone laughed. Except for Peter, Ned and Mj. Even the teachers smiled madly. Peter stood up and wanted to go when Flash yelled:"Aww is Penis Parker crying again? Maybe we should change his name into Pussy Parker". Everyone laughed some more. Peter just ran.

When Peter got home he ran past his Aunt and locked himself into his room. May was worried. Wasn't today supposed to be good? She knocked on his door. He didn't move and he never opened the door. The only thing she heard for 4 hours straight was his sobbing. She felt bad, what was she supposed to do? She sat down and waited 'til he was ready.

Another two hours later he went into the bathroom. May tried to talk to him but he was starring off into space. That was what happened the whole weekend. When Monday came he spoke again the first time after friday. A broken "Please don't make me go", was what sent May over the edge. "Unless you tell me what happened, you will have to go to school", so Peter packed his bag and left without saying goodbye. That also happened the rest of the week. On friday he was picked up from Happy, so he could work in the lab. Peter didn't say one word, he was seemingly stuck in his thoughts. Happy didn't comment on it but he did worry so he sent Tony a message to warn him.

At the tower Peter went straight to work. Of course Tony was worried, Peter had really grown on him. He thought he was having a bad day so he tried to joke but Peter didn't even listen to him. Tony decided to let him be for now, he was going to bring it up later though.

After they were done in the lab Tony insisted that Peter stayed for dinner. Peter didn't know that all of the Avengers were going to be there. They went into the dining room and Peter stood there, a bit shocked. Tony shot them all a look that they couldn't quite decipher. "Boss, there's an incoming call from May Parker", FRIDAY said. "Put her on". "Tony is Peter with you right now?" "Yeah he's right next to-" "PETER BENJAMIN PARKER I've had enough of whatever it is you're hiding. Being impolite to your aunt is one thing but skipping school FOR A WEEK, what has gotten into you?", May said. The whole room got quite. They now saw Peter's puffy eyes and the bags underneath them. Sam and Bucky seemed to know what they did. Sam started:"Kid, we didn't know we're sor-" "SORRY, ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU'RE SORRY??? I'VE ALREADY BEEN BULLIED ENOUGH AND YOU GUYS WORSEN IT BECAUSE OF WHAT? BECAUSE YOUR PRIDE WAS HURT WHEN A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD KICKED YOUR BUTTS. I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!" Peter screamed. The Avengers looked shocked because Peter never screamed. They looked at Sam and Bucky's faces then at Peter but Peter wasn't there anymore. He just took off to god knows where...

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