Me: We got's ourselves anotha one, guys!
Ratchet: Oh, joy. *scoffs*
Me: *is THIS CLOSE to slapping his faceplate* anyways, *recovers* we got a dare from @yanelismore!! Here's what it says :
Me: Hi I'm Isa and I dare you guys to pull a prank on my guridan starscream
Sound fun?
Bulkhead, Arcee, Miko, Jack, Raf, and Ratchet: STARSCREAM HAS A CHARGE??
Me: I know, I had the same reaction, but yes! And I wonder what we should do ...
Bulkhead: We should smash him. *crushes fists together*
Me: *rolls eyes* No, Bulk, that's not an actual prank.
Optimus: Does this make the 'Isa' girl sided with the decepticons?
Me: *stops to think* You know, there is no information on that. Meh. Whatever. Besides, if she was evil, I don't think she'd dare us anyway.
Bee: *whirrs in agreement*
Me: OKAY LET'S GO THINK GUYS THINK
Arcee: We should totally get Megatron to be in on this prank. He should go to wherever Starscream is and just flatter him with compliments.
Everyone: ...
Everyone save for Arcee, Bee, Ratchet, and Optimus: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS
Bee: *claps servos and jumps up and down*
Ratchet: You're temporary voice broke again, didn't it?
Bee: *sheepishly nods*
Ratchet: UGH.
Me: WE ARE NOT FOCUSING ON THAT RIGHT NOW
*poof*
*everyone is in the Nemesis*
Bulk: WHOAWHATTHE-
Me: It doesn't matter let's go get Megatron
Megatron: I'm standing right behind you, human.
Me: *jumps, screams, turns around, spots Megsy, and falters a bit* OH SHOOT YOU SCARED MEH BRUH
Megsy: HEH.
Ratchet: Get me a wrench.
Megsy: No. But, uh. How did you even get here? *spots OP* Gah! *gets blasters ready*
Me: *waves hands* NUHNUHNUHNUHNUH! There will not be shooting! We just want you in a prank/dare! *shows Megsy dare*
Megsy: *puts blasters away* Well, what am I supposed to do? Flatter him with compliments for a prank? *sarcastically*
Me: *blinks*
Everyone: *blinks*
Me: NoooOOOOooo? OH SCRAP IT, NEVERMIND YES.
Megsy: WAIT, SERIOUSLY? NO! NO WAY!
Optimus: You cannot bail out on a dare, Megatron.
Megsy: YOU'RE agreeing to this??????????????
OP: Yes, I am.
Me: He wasn't when he had to -
Optimus: We will not be mentioning that. *super commanding voice*
Me: *cowers* okie sorry
Megsy: ... ... ... ... ... ... FINE.
Me, Jack, Raf, and Miko: YUS
Me: *pumps fist into the air* LET'S GO! *turns left and runs down a hall*
Megatron: YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY
Me: *keeps smile on face and turns around*
Megatron: Ugh, just follow me. *puts digit in front of me and pushes me behind his pede*
Me: Not cool!
Megsy: I never said I was cool. Not that I'm not. *smirks*
*finally make it to where Starscream is*
Megatron: *walks in*
SS: *turns around and sees Megsy* My Lord! Hello.
Megsy: *takes an annoyed deep breath* Starscream, have I told you that you are the smartest Decepticon I've met?
SS: *optics widen* Seriously? What is happening to you, My Lord? Do you feel alright? But, uh, thank you.
Megsy: *grits denta* Yes, I feel quite alright, Commander Starscream. I might just have to call you the smartest Decepticon.
SS: *silence* I have no objections.
Megatron: SCRAP YOU TO THE PITS I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE I HATE YOU, STARSCREAM YOU AREN'T SMART AT ALL I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I STILL HAVE YOU ON MY SHIP!!!!!
SS: *screams and runs as Megatron pounds after him*
Me: KAY BYE GUYS THANKS FOR THE DARE @yanelismore I NEED TO GO BREAK THAT UP WITH THE HELP OF OPTIMUS BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *runs away*
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ASKS AND DARES! MUST DO AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!
Hài hướcMe: OH YEAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS. EVEN THO THERE ARE ALREADY SO MANY OF THESE, I CAN'T WAIT. Ratchet: You've got to be kidding me. Me: NOPE! LET'S GOOOOOOOO
