Me: Dang it, this one... Wait, no. I just need Knockout here. heh.
Ratchet: *is panting through his nose* *looks ADORABLE*
All of the other cats: *laying around, panting too*
KO: *suddenly appears* UGH WHY AM I HERE? *has a wrench hanging from his arm*
Me: I'm guessing Megatron managed to get some off and stuck them on you and Starscream?
Ratchet: THOSE ARE MY WRENCHES!
Me: *nods*
KO: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON WITH RATCHET
Me: He's a bunny.
KO: *guffaws* This place gets better and weirder at the same time! .. Wait, why am I here..?
Me: You've been dared this time.
I dare Knockout to ask Miko to go out with him.... :)
KO: *chokes* HOWLD OHN WHAWT
Miko: *falls off the couch*
Bulk: OoF! *is under her*
Miko: *stands up* Sorry.. Wait, hold on, he has to WHAT?
Me: This is one of my followers and I'm pretty sure Knockout is a favorite. Maybe that's a ship too.
KO: WHY? WOULD? THIS? BE? A? SHIP?
Miko: ... just.. I ... do I have to go? does he have to ask me only, or do I go too?
Me: *smiles deviously* YOU HAVE TO GO.
Miko and KO: NOOOOOO
Me: *laughs like an idiot, swishing my tail*
KO: *angrily pulls the wrench off*
Me: *purrs* Do it, Knockout!
KO: ... Miko, would you like ... to go out with me..?
Miko: NO.
KO: thank-
Me: NOPE YOU GUYS ARE GOING OUT.
*poof, they gone*
Ratchet: *stands up and hops over to my face* WHY DID YOU GLUE MY WRENCHES TO MEGATRON?!
Me: *looks down at him* Cuz Starscream was dared to.
Ratchet: *hops up and down, trying to swat at my face* *squeaks* CURSE THIS!
Me: *dies laughing* You have to be a bunny for another dare, Ratchet. Then you can go back to being a cat.
Ratchet: *stomps off*
*later*
*poof, KO and Miko are back*
Miko: *goes immediately to couch and plops down*
KO: *blushing with an angry face*
Me: How did it gooooOOOo?
KO: None of your business, kitty. Send me back right now.
Me: I think my follower would like to know.
Miko: We talked. That's pretty much it.
Me: Aww, nothing else? No kissing?
KO and Miko: NO!
Me: you totally did
*poof, KO is gone*
Me: AHAHAHH
Miko: WHOEVER IS READING THIS NOW. IF YOU DARE ME TO GO OUT WITH ANYONE ELSE, I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPARK AND HANG IT ON MY WALL.
Me: *whispers* except for jack
Jack: *hears me and starts chasing me*
Me: *turns camera off while running*
*click*
YOU ARE READING
ASKS AND DARES! MUST DO AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!
HumorMe: OH YEAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS. EVEN THO THERE ARE ALREADY SO MANY OF THESE, I CAN'T WAIT. Ratchet: You've got to be kidding me. Me: NOPE! LET'S GOOOOOOOO
