Me: ... I feel terrible... I missed a lot of dares and asks... because Wattpad is SCREWING with me... and I miss all the comments... and now I have an ask... from Jack5555583 , for Knockout...
Raf: Cheer up, Layla. You didn't mean to miss all of those comments.
Bulk: Whatever that means... You still haven't told me.
Me: *groans* I was supposed to do that for a daaaaare!! *melts*
Ratchet: This is weird. She's upset, and it's weird.
Bee: *gives me a sympathetic look*
Arcee: Just get on with the ask.
Me: *snaps fingers and Knockout is there* Okay, Knockout, you have an ask.
KO: You look terrible.
Me: *angry now* I KNOW. Anyways, Jack5555583 said:
I have an ask for Knockout. Why do you buff your paint 24/7 even though it's already perfect?
KO: Uh... well. Um.. it's... pleasing, I guess?
Me: ... That's it? No "It's NOT PERFECT THATS WHY I DO IT" or "Well, you never know" or "I don't have to even answer that, human"?
KO: ... yep.
Me: *groans* I was hoping to get all worked up so I could forget about how many people are WAITING FOR THEIR ASKS OR DARES!!!
KO: Whoa, calm down, tiny person.
Ratchet: That's only going to make it worse, Knockout.
Me: *explodes* HEY IM TALLER THAN MY SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD SISTER AND IM THREE YEARS YOUNGER THAN HER!! IM TALLER THAN HER BY LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF AND THATS NOT MUCH BUT WHATEVER!!!
KO: ... eek
Everyone else: ...
Arcee: *rolls optics* Is there any other reason, Knockout?
KO: I mean, what she said before was kind of true... I don't know if it's perfect or not.
Raf: But you always check.
Bee: *nods*
KO: I like doing it, alright? It makes me feel better. *pouts*
Me: It makes you ... feel better? *hides a smile, but not for long, then bursts out laughing*
KO: It's not funny!
Me: It makes you FEEL BETTER! That! Makes you feel better! Of course it's funny! I mean, there are some strange things that make people feel better, but that is by far the best!
KO: ... can I go back now?
Me: *still giggling* Yeah.. *snaps fingers and KO is gone*
Ratchet: Hey, at least she's not worrying about —
Arcee, Bee, Bulk, and Miko: DONT!
*click*
YOU ARE READING
ASKS AND DARES! MUST DO AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!
HumorMe: OH YEAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS. EVEN THO THERE ARE ALREADY SO MANY OF THESE, I CAN'T WAIT. Ratchet: You've got to be kidding me. Me: NOPE! LET'S GOOOOOOOO
