ASKS AND DARES! MUST DO AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!

Dare #6

Me: *pumps fist up and down* We got another dareeee!! 

Ratchet: Let me guess, from your sister. *shivers slightly* 

Me: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?? and yes *smiles*

Ratchet: *waves servos* nope

Me: Anyway, here's what she dared!!! :D

I dare for Ratchet to take care of a sparkling Optimus for a day!!

OP and Ratchet: *CHOKE ON AIR AND DIE*

Everyone else: *IS AWWWING SO BAD*

Ratchet: No, no, no, absolutely not, and furthermore, no!!

OP: How is this dare going to be accomplished? *looks down at chassis* I am not a sparkling. 

Me: THAT IS NOT A PROBLEM. *waves hand and mimics sister with magical turquoise sparkles* and POOF

OP: *is suddenly a sparkling, but he's so tiny that he begins to fall from the air* 

Ratchet: BWAH *leaps forward and catches surprised OP* 

Optimus: *is venting harshly, but looks up at Ratchet and a goofy grin slides onto his faceplate and he reaches up towards Ratchet's neck cables*

Ratchet: *ULTIMATE SHOCK* HuH - WhA - HoW - DiD - yOu - DO - *stops trying to talk* 0-0

Optimus: *giggles* 

Miko: OHMYGAWD THIS IS SO WEIRD BUT CUTE AND FUNNY AHAHAHAHA

Raf and Jack: ... 

Arcee: *whispers* oh primus save us now

Bulkhead: *is trying so hard not to fall on the floor laughing* 

WJ: UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM *continuous*

Me: YESYUSYASAHAHAHAHA

Ratchet: I - I cannot believe this. 

OP: *grabs Ratchet's arm and tumbles out of his grip, and is left hanging onto Ratchet* WHEEEEEE

Everyone save for me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????????????? 0O0

Me: *IS FANGIRLING LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT*

Ratchet: I hate you so much, you FRAGGING PIECE OF - 

Arcee: Oooookay, big boy, let's not finish that sentence. I ... hate to say this ... but there is a sparkling near.

Ratchet: *is twitching with rage and shock* IM GOING TO KILL YOU ONE DAY HUMAN

@Fan_FictionGirl1 : *suddenly shows up* RATCHET SHUT UP OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. 

Ratchet: ?! 

@Fan_FictionGirl1 : *disappears* 

Ratchet: ?!!?!??!?

OP: I'm hungry. *whispers loudly* 

Ratchet: But... we don't eat. 

OP: ... im still hungry 

Ratchet: THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT THAT AHGLAHTKHKAHLKHTSKJDHGALTHKAJTHSDKAL 

Me: Hold it, man, you can't yell at a sparkling. *smiles evilly* 

Ratchet: *is twitching with fury*Optimus, sit on my shoulder and don't move. *puts OP on his shoulder plate* 

OP: *after a few minutes, fidgets dramatically and slides off*

Ratchet: *TOTAL EXASPERATED LUNGE* BWAAAAAH !!!!!!!

OP: Heehee

*later in the day* 

Me: ALRIGHT THAT WAS AWESOME DARE'S OVER GOOD NIGHT 

OH WAIT 

I HAVE

TO 

SWITCH

OP

BAAAACK 

*raises hand with magical sparkles* 

Ratchet: *is suddenly crushed under Optimus's weight on his shoulder and both bots collapse*

Ratchet: OWWW GET OFF ME

OP: *is very silent and moves off* .... Do not speak of this ever again, writer. Or anyone. That is an order. *walks over to tunnel and transforms, driving away* 

Me: skskskkskskskksksksksksksksksahahhahahahahahahahah byeee guys omg that was awesome ahahaha 

Bulkhead: *leans forward and turns off camera because I'm to busy laughing* 

*click*