Me: *purring while reading the newest dares* GUH! *reads this dare* AHHHHHHHGHHGGHHHG
OP: ??
Bulk: ?!
Me: *stands up* RATCHET AND ONLY RATCHET COME HERE RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING
Ratchet: ... *stands up* Okay....?
Me: *grabs his ear in my mouth and runs away with him tailing me*
Ratchet: OWOWOWOW! Why does that hurt so much!? *finally is dropped* Ow. *shakes head* OW! Seriously, there is going to be a dent there when we change back to our Cybertronian forms...
Me: YOU HAVE A DARE. I NEED TO READ IT. ONLY YOU CAN KNOW AND YOU WILL KNOW WHY IN A SECOND. here.
I dare kitty Ratchet to cuddle with Raf for a day, and no one can know that it is a dare OTHER than Layla and Ratchet.
Ratchet: *stunned* Let me guess. It's from your sister?
Me: *nods frantically* I luv it so much
Ratchet: *rolls eyes and flicks tail* Fine.
Me: *now I'm stunned* I thought you would put up such a fight.. wow.
Ratchet: Come on, let's go. *turns around and walks out of the room* *goes immediately to Raf*
Raf: Oh, hey, Ratchet. Wow, you ARE really big for a cat. *pets him* And fluffy!
Ratchet: *frowns slightly but jumps into Raf's lap*
Raf: WHOOF you're heavy too! *is a little confused, but doesn't say anything*
OP: *notices and a look of worry crosses over his face, stands up* Ratchet? Are you alright, old friend?
Ratchet: *unfazed, staring at floor* Fine.
OP: *skeptical* Are you sure? You hardly ever do such things unless something has occurred...
Ratchet: I'm fine, Optimus. *shifts on Raf's lap, getting comfortable and closing his eyes*
OP: *still skeptical* Ratchet... Is there something you are not informing me of?
Ratchet: *sighs* No, Optimus. As I said, I am fine. No need to worry. I wanted to take advantage of this cat form.
OP: *STILL skeptical, but relaxes a little*
The rest of the team: *concerned but don't say anything*
Raf: *starts petting Ratchet's head* Are you sure you're --
Ratchet -_- I'm. Fine. *all the while hasn't opened his eyes*
Raf: Oookay... *still is petting him gently*
Ratchet: *starts purring*
Me: *fangirling like an idiot*
OP: Layla? Do you know something we do not?
Me: Nope. *turns away to hide smile on my snout*
Ratchet: *is still purring*
Hours later...
Raf: Ratchet ... My legs are falling asleep and I'm getting a little cramped ...
Ratchet: *isn't making any sound, just lazing there*
Raf: ... Ratchet ... *touches his head*
Ratchet: *flicks ear and breathes in and out through his nose*
Me: *jaw drops* Did he fall asleep?
Raf: ... Did he??
OP: *stands up again* Alright, one of you knows something that the rest of us do not.
Me: *ignores* He totally is asleep right now. *laughs like an idiot*
OP: *whirls on me, his fur standing on end* Layla, what do you know?
Me: *cowers* Guh... I can't tell you until tomorrow ...
OP: *growls* No, tell me now.
Me: *cowers again, my tail in between my legs* Nuuuu.. I'm so sorry Optimus... I can't..
Ratchet: *sighs* Why are you still fretting so much over me?
Me: BECAUSE HE'S PRACTICALLY YOUR SON, RATCHET. HE CARES FOR YOU AND KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE NOT OKAY. HE THINKS YOU'RE NOT RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE USUALLY YOU DON'T GO CUDDLING WITH PEOPLE OR GET IN A MOOD LIKE THAT UNLESS YOU'RE UPSET. HE'S BEING A CONCERNED BOY. THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HIM.
Ratchet: ... Optimus, really. There isn't a need to worry over me so much. I'm alright. *flashes him a small smile*
OP: ... Alright. If anything is wrong, tell me, old friend. *lays back down, but watches Ratchet*
The next morning...
Me: *leaps up from slumber* ALRIGHT IT'S BEEN A DAY I CAN TELL YOU NOW OPTIMUS PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
OP: *wakes up groggily* Hmmm?
Me: I'm telling you all why Ratchet suddenly started cuddling with sweet Raf.
OP: Oh.
Me: I got a dare from my sister to have him cuddle with Raf for a whole day without anyone else knowing that it's a dare. SO, yeah, that's what happened.
OP: ... *turns to look at Ratchet*
Raf: Oh. Okay, I really did think something was wrong... *pets Ratchet's head*
Miko: You heard Goldie over there. It's been a whole day. You can get up now.
Ratchet: ... *shakes head with his eyes closed*
Me:
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aWWWWWWwwwWWwWwWWWww *whirls toward camera* I LUV U SISTA THANKSSSSSS
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YOU ARE READING
ASKS AND DARES! MUST DO AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!
HumorMe: OH YEAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS. EVEN THO THERE ARE ALREADY SO MANY OF THESE, I CAN'T WAIT. Ratchet: You've got to be kidding me. Me: NOPE! LET'S GOOOOOOOO
