Me: *reads the dare* OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH @StarylightMoon !!!!! AHHHHHH
Ratchet: ... What now...?
Me: I CAN'T WAIIIIT WE'RE GOING TO BE LIKE THIS FOR AS LONG AS I DECIIIIDE
*reads*
I dare everyone to become cats :3 including ze author
*dies* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ratchet: NO! WHAT, NO!?
Me: CAN'T TURN DOWN A DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE
Ratchet: Darn you...
OP: Rrr. She is right, old friend.
Me: I love the extra little meows you do.
OP: *shifts and licks paw*
*poof*
*everyone is a cat, except the kids*
Me: *is a large, golden cat with floof-y tail and big ears and bright green eyes*
Everyone else: *looks like Catformers cats*
Ratchet: RRRR NOOOOO
Bulkhead: *is examining himself* Hmm. Meow. Not bad. I can still do some -- 0o0 *is picked up by Miko*
Miko: You're so cute!
Bee: *is staring at his yellow and cute paws* Mew.
Arcee: ... Okay, then. I ... don't know what to say right now.
Smokescreen: Cool! I have a bandana!
Ultra Magnus: I very much dislike this. Grrr.
WJ: Why do I have a cowboy hat? *shakes head*
Ratchet: *jumps helplessly* I CAN'T REACH ANYTHING! WHY ARE WE SO SMALL?!
OP: To Layla, Ratchet, we are rather big. *continues to lick paw*
Me: *staring at myself* WOW. I LOVE BEING A CAT. *licks my fur and shakes my tail and flicks my ears happily* PRRRRR
OP: *purrs as well and curls up into a satisfied ball*
Ratchet: *tries one more time to jump up to his computer* MEOWRRRRR I hate this!
Me: *laughs* This is awesome!!! *swirls around in a circle* We're SO going to stay like this for the next several dares.
Ratchet, Arcee, and Ultra Magnus: NO!
Me: *growls* Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. Don't you guys like being more agile than a big piece of metal? *jumps up the stairs three at the a time and lands gracefully on the couch*
Ratchet: A BIG PIECE OF -- *cuts himself off by growling* mrrrrr
Me: Yep, that's what I said! *leaps off the couch again and comes to join Optimus*
OP: *purrs and allows me to lay near him*
Bulkhead: *wiggles in Miko's arms* MRRR let me doooowwwn
Miko: Nuh you too cute
Bulk: *gives up* mewww
Smokescreen: *is bounding around like an insane person* She's right, though! It's much more fun to jump around in this form! *continues to leap around the base*
Ratchet: Be careful! You could --
Me: What, become to cute? Break something with our fur?
Ratchet: ... GRRRR
Me: *is grooming myself* Meow! Thanks for the dare, @StarylightMoon ! It is awesome! I can't wait to do the next several dares and asks like this! :)
Ratchet: NOOO!
WJ: I WANNA BE A COWBOY, BAABYY!
Me: *DIES*
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ASKS AND DARES! MUST DO AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!
HumorMe: OH YEAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS. EVEN THO THERE ARE ALREADY SO MANY OF THESE, I CAN'T WAIT. Ratchet: You've got to be kidding me. Me: NOPE! LET'S GOOOOOOOO
