Me: *screams the dare loudly without any preface*
I dare Optimus to do 10 push-ups with Ratchet standing on his back while Smokescreen sits on Ratchet's shoulders.
!!!
OP: *staring at me* Must I do all of these ridiculous-
Ratchet: *suddenly* can't turn down a dare
OP: *turns and stares at his friend*
Ratchet: *puts his servos on his hips* Alright, down, now.
OP: *staring at Ratchet with an even more confused look* But --
Ratchet: EPEPEP! No buts, Optimus.
OP: *reluctantly gets down into a pushup position* Must this --
Ratchet: *hauls Smokescreen onto his shoulders*
Smokes: Bwuh! *swings arms for balance*
Me: This is the fastest a dare has ever gone! Ratchet is DESPERATE!
Ratchet: *puts one pede on OP's back and starts to put weight on him*
OP: *grunts* This is unwise...
Me: All of these dares are!
OP: *nearly collapses as Ratchet and Smokes are both now on him*
Miko: ALRIGHT NOW TEN PUSHUPS!
Raf: Should be easy, for a Prime.
OP: *doesn't say anything and begins*
Smokes: *almost falls* AHGH
Ratchet: *almost falls too, but catches Smokescreen and regains balance* This is humiliatingly hilarious.
Me: Pfffffft help meeeee
Bulkhead: Hey, Optimus, at least I'M not on you.
OP: *scoffs but continues*
Me: Three more, Optimus.
OP: I'm aware.
Me: ... Okay, sorry *waves hands innocently*
OP: *finishes* Alright, off.
Smokes: *wiggles to try to get off of Ratchet*
Ratchet: WAIT LET ME-- *Smokescreen falls and tugs Ratchet down with him*
OP: *collapses, then gets back up as Ratchet and Smokescreen clash and roll*
*Smokes and Ratch finally stop*
Ratchet: *untangles himself from Smokes* Next time, Smokescreen, GET DOWN PROPERLY AND NOT ALL WIGGLY!
Smokes: *rubs helm* If there is a next time...
Ratchet: Good POINT. *stands up and turns away* That was ridiculous.
OP: *shakes helm slightly*
Me: *barely able to contain my laughter* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bulk: That is funny ...
Me: Well, thank you for that marvelous dare that Ratchet actually liked doing! :) Good bye! Happy Labor Day!
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