ASKS AND DARES! MUST DO AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!

Dare #23

Me: *reads the dare* *SMILING DEVIOUSLY* Oh. Right. I'm going to make us Cybertronian and human again! 

Ratchet: Thank PRIMUS.

OP: *slightly relieved*

Bee: *deflates only a little*

Me: *raises paws, magical sparkles* *poof* 

*Everyone is back to normal* 

Everyone: *stretches slightly* 

Arcee: Oh, much better. 

Me: *giggles* Hey, Optimus.

OP: *looks down at me* Yes, Layla?

Me: You've got another dare.

Everyone but Optimus and Me: *shudders* 

Smokes: Please don't let it be scary again... He's so good at that...

Me: *laughs* Thank GOD it's not. *laugh turns sour* Okay, well anyway. Here is the dare.

I dare Optimus to walk on his hands for 10 minutes.

OP: *confused* 

Ratchet: WHAT?!

Bee: *laughs super hard* 

Me: Bee, you're too cute. 

Bee: *continues laughing* 

Bulkhead: *looks over at Miko, breaking into a laugh* Isn't that super hard?

Miko: Just STANDING on your hands is super hard. *starts laughing and Bulk joins her* 

Raf: That's... almost impossible for anyone... 

OP: ... Repeat?

Me: You have to walk on your servos for ten minutes. 

OP: How am I to do that?

Me: *busts out laughing* 

OP: *still super confused* Very well. I will try. 

Ratchet: *pulls out medical kit and places it beside him on a counter* I'm ready. 

Miko, Bulk, and Bee: *laugh harder* 

OP: *bends down and tries* *fails* *after many attempts, he's finally upside down* 

Me: Now you have to walk around like that for ten minutes.

OP: *scrunches up his faceplate* Standing is already hard.

Me: *nods* That's the whole point, buddy. *walks under his head* Heh heh. *jumps up and taps his helm*

OP: *sways* !!! I would request that you refrain from doing that!!

Me: *laughs and moves away* 

Miko and Bulk: *wiping tears from their eyes*

Bee: *wheezing*

OP: *starts walking very cautiously* *almost falls*

Ratchet: *servo flies for his medical kit* 

OP: *catches himself* 

Bee: *almost on the floor* 

OP: *begins to walk again* This is very hard..

Five minutes later... 

Me: Five minutes left, Optimus!

OP: *doesn't answer, sways* !?

Bee: *still laughing* 

OP: *scurries quickly to the other side of the room, almost falls again* GAH! *catches himself and skitters sideways* 

Everyone save for Ratchet and OP: *laughs* 

Bee: *literally on the floor* 

A few minutes later...

Me: One more minute...

OP: *still doesn't answer, standing still now* 

Bee: *tips his helm* Is his faceplate supposed to be turning blue?

Ratchet: *turns around* That's the Energon rushing to his helm! 

Me: Calm down, he's almost done..

OP: *sways* 

Me: Ten... Nine... Eight...

OP: *squeezes his optics shut* 

Ratchet: *stands beside OP*

Me: Five... Four... Three.. Two... One!!

OP: *tips backward and collapses onto his back* 

Ratchet: Optimus?

OP: *trying to breathe, stands up* ...

Ratchet: Are you -- 

OP: *tips over again and lands hard on his butt* Wha ... *touches his helm gently with his optics closed* 

Miko: Oof, he's probably light headed.

Ratchet: Scrap, HUMAN!

Me: *raises hands in surrender* Hey, I didn't dare him to do that. I'm just as concerned, actually. *walks over to OP* You good, bro?

OP: *nods slightly and stands up again, but wobbles* 

Ratchet: *catches him by the arm and holds him up gently* 

OP: *closes his optics again* This is ... strange ... Nngh..

Ratchet: *guides him to the medical bay* Sit down.

OP: *obediently sits* I am never doing such a thing again... *shakes his helm* 

Me: *laughing* That was actually awesome. Nice job, Optimus. :) Thanks for the dare! He nailed it! 

OP: *shaking his head with a "no i didn't" look* 

*click*