Me: OH MY GOSH I'M ACTUALLY FREAKING UPDATING THIS I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN IN CONFLICT WITH MYSELF FOR NOT UPDATING THIS BOOOOOOOOK-
Bulk: We're finally doing the dare thing?
OP: Indeed, it has been some time.
Ratchet: I am content with that.
Bee: <Is it a dare or an ask?>
Me: Dare, actually, from my sister from I DON'T REMEMBER HOW LONG AGO. Don't worry readers, I'm going to make a big effort of scrolling through my comments and choosing some good asks and dares. Sorry if you don't get picked!!
Ratchet: *staring at me with narrowed eyes* It includes me, doesn't it.
Me: I haven't even said anything about it yet *kind of amazed he guessed it just like that*
Ratchet: If it's from your sister, it includes me. That's her logic.
Me: *is silent for a bit* You're kind of right.
Ratchet: *sighs* What is it?
Me:
I dare Wrench and Screwdriver to appear and then give their father a TICKLE ATTACK
(Sorry if the writing looks funny, copying and pasting on this laptop is a struggle.)
Ratchet: *concentrated frown* Aren't those the two femme Autobots from your sister that I apparently adopted?
Me: *nods happily, wondering why he isn't being like "NO THEY WON'T TOUCH ME"*
Me: *notices that only the kids are smiling, everyone else is kind of looking confused*
Me:
Other bots:
Me:
Other bots:
Me: Do y'all seriously not know what tickling is??
Ratchet: *somehow manages to scrunch up his face* I don't like the sound of it.
Me: I'm not going to tell you then
Ratchet: *scowls and crosses his arms*
*poof*
*Wrench and Screwdriver are there*
Wrench: EEP-
SD: Oh, we're here again? *smiles cheerfully at Me and Ratchet* Hi Daddy!
Ratchet: *kind of confusedly but kind of nicely lifts his servo in a small wave*
Wrench: What are we doing here this time? *curiously looking around*
Me: *cheerfully* You're here to give your father a tickle attack!
Wrench and SD: *look at each other with devious smiles*
Me: How come THEY know what it is????? I thought I was gonna have to explain or something...
Ratchet: *backs away slowly as the girls turn to him with the same creepy smiles* What...?
Wrench and SD: *lunge forward with maniacal laughter*
Ratchet: WHAT IN PRIMUS *falls over as they tackle him with giggles*
OP: *watching in confusion but amusement*
Bee: <What is tickling?>
Me: Come to think of it, I don't know if Bots can be tickled... I guess we'll find out when he starts squirming and laughing. *turns to Bee* Tickling is a thing that humans do with their hands. They scrunch up their fingers and wiggle them in "ticklish" spots on other people. For some reason it makes your whole body feel weird, and you have the urge to laugh and get away. I don't know the science behind it, but I know I personally hate being tickled.
Miko: *smiles deviously behind my back*
Me: *doesn't notice*
Ratchet: *optics go really wide and whole body goes rigid, his mouth in a thin line*
Ratchet: *gets more rigid as the girls tickle him*
Ratchet: *is basically about to curl into a ball, optics growing wider and wider*
Wrench: IT'S WORKING SCREWDRIVER KEEP TICKLING HIM!!!
OP: *small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth*
Me: *grinning like a madman* Come on, Ratchet, break
Ratchet: *optics are literally as wide as the freaking moon and his whole body is rigid*
Screwdriver: *reaches up and tickles his neck*
Ratchet: *throws his head backward with a cry, slamming his helm onto the floor* ACK NO STOP IT GET OFF I DON'T LIKE THIAHAHHahahAHAHHHHH-
Wrench and SD: *HAPPY*
Me: *DYING*
OP: *servo is over his mouth*
Arcee: *just drove in from patrol* *ULTRA CONFUSION*
Wrench: WE FOUND HIS WEAK SPOT!!! *tickles his neck with SD*
Ratchet: NOOAOAOAOHAHAHAOAHOAH! *jerks his whole body but the girls hang on*
Bulk: *short pff sound, then his face is straight again*
Me: *literally laughing like I'm being tickled too, but really enjoying it because it's amazing to hear Ratchet even come close to a laugh*
WJ: *confused amusement*
Ratchet: OKAY OKAY ACKAHCHAHCKAHA- THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH GET AHDHGAHHHA- OFF!!!! *lifts his arms and lifts Wrench and SD off him, setting them carefully on the floor beside him*
Ratchet: *lies there breathing for a while*
Me: *finally recovers*
Miko: *tackles me and starts tickling me*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *wriggles away from her and puts my fists up like I'm going to fight her* NO TOUCH!
Miko: *laughing* I just wanted to see what you would do. That, apparently.
Me: *shrugs and lowers my hands* I have weird fight or flight instincts. Most of the time, my body chooses fight. (A/N: I've accidentally punched my brother in the shoulder when he scared me... ehehe...)
Ratchet: *finally sits up abruptly* Never do that again.
Me: Oh come on, you know you enjoyed it.
Ratchet: *shakes helm* Nope, never again. *stands up*
Me: *pouts* Well, thanks you two. You can go back to wherever you were now.
*poof*
Me: *turns to camera* Thank you, sister, for that dare (that you requested freaking forever ago and I never got to it...). I hope you all enjoyed!!
*click*
YOU ARE READING
ASKS AND DARES! MUST DO AND ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!
HumorMe: OH YEAH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS. EVEN THO THERE ARE ALREADY SO MANY OF THESE, I CAN'T WAIT. Ratchet: You've got to be kidding me. Me: NOPE! LET'S GOOOOOOOO
